3D VOD HD Porn Channel To Begin In Europe

Yes, according to this Hollywood Reporter article, Europeans will soon be able to watch their porn at home in 3D HD.

OK guys, remember what mom told you - sitting too close to the television will ruin your eyes and make you go cross eyed.

I can already hear the conversations - “Honey, I think the dog is licking our television screen when I am at work - look at this smear…”

I see they’re trying to invoke the law of first adapters.

I also remember rumblings of a force-feedback codpiece that would get realistically wet. Any further news on that?