Emphasis added.
Right! After all, the current legal process of going to the FISA court (which allows for after-the-fact warrants) is just too cumbersome. Chuck the whole thing, after all safety first, right? I mean, the Constitution is just a piece of paper nothing too meaningful. Actually, while I’m thinking about it, let’s expand things. Cops should search first, do the paperwork later (if at all). As long it produces actionable intelligence, they should be praised. Oh, and you know, that 2nd Amendment thing really creates a problem for law enforcement, after all, a gun can be used for terrorist activity, even a legal one, so I guess they have to go to. And, criticism of the government is really giving aid and comfort to the enemy, so out goes the 1st.
The 3rd seems okay for now, but we might need to get that one later (all the base closures, don’t you know).
We’ve already addressed the 4th so moving on to the 5th. Hmmm, “due process of law” sounds pretty complicated and we’re at war, right? Good, dump it.
The 6th is just rife with problems, isn’t it. After all, we shouldn’t treat these guys like real Americans, so let’s move that one out of the way.
Seven presents the obvious issue that if we go to a jury they might let the guy go - unless we have a system to make sure the jury doesn’t have any damn idealists on it. Maybe that works better and then we can keep 7 (mostly anway).
Well 8 just seems silly in these dangerous days. What if there’s a ticking bomb that all of the above didn’t catch?
9 just needs to be reworded a bit. Something like “Any right not explicitly given by the Constitution don’t mean jack.” Much better.
10, well let’s face it, nobody’s ever figured out what that one means anyway, so I guess it can stay.
So where are we? 3, 7, 9 (as amended), and 10. Perfect! 4 is a nice round number.
Man, glad we got that out of the way, I feel safer already. After all, we can trust government not to abuse their power, right? Right?