Plus Ray Lewis uses deer-antler spray as a PED.
Some zoo in the PNW presented a bear with two banana cakes; one marked with the 49-ers logo, and the other marked with the Ravens logo. The idea was that the bear would predict the winner by eating one of the cakes. He ate the Ravens’ cake, signifying that the Ravens would win.
But I couldn’t help thinking, ‘Maybe this means the Ravens will be eaten by bears.’
This is the bear’s first attempt at prognostication.
Go Niners!
I’m sick of the RL parade. I’ll admit that Joe Flacco has really played impressively the last two games.
Randy, Schmandy. I want Frank Gore to win a ring! (He rocked in fantasy this year for me.)
I want a ring for the Niners’ Pro-Bowl long snapper, Brian Jennings. He’s the longest-tenured 49er, originally drafted by the Mariucci regime in the seventh round in 2000.
For this, the worst Super Bowl I’ve seen since the Hitler-vs.-Stalin Bowl in 2004 (Eagles/Pats), I’m laying my lesser amount of hate on the Ravens.
The tipping point is that the Niners are still being a pack of whiners about losing to the Giants last year. Get the fuck over it, losers…and while you’re at it, simply get fucked.
Darn, 49er’s lost. Moderator, if you want go ahead and retire this thread.
Did your intuition fail you, or did God get it wrong?
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A reflection of their coach, Jim Harbaugh, the biggest whiner in pro sports. He will be crying about losing the SB on the non-call in the end zone (which I agree with, by the way, but I don’t want to listen to him whine) for the next year. I never had much of a feeling for the 49ers after Montana left (one of the top 5 over-rated QBs of all time) until last year when they hired the Whiney One. John isn’t much better, but he is better than Jim.
I hate the Ray-vens with every fiber in my being… Mostly because they used to be the Cleveland Browns, and I’m a Steeler fan. It’s just natural. My hatred moved to Baltimore. But since that move, I have hated the Ravens, and hardly give the Browns a thought. They just don’t matter. But Ray Lewis and the Ravens? The most hated team in league history.
And yet, I was happy to see the 49ers go down on super Sunday. That’s how much I can’t stand Jim Harbaugh. He is psychotic. Great competitor my ass. He is nuts. He will have a heart attack on the sidelines and be the first NFL coach to die during a game.
Ah, i feel better getting that off my chest.