5-Legged calf born in NM. John Madden sighs for a moment over his 6-legged turkey.

[Tripler]

Breaking news: Tucumcari, New Mexico.

From AP Wire Reports
MIT announces plans to actually have buffaloes grow wings. “We think if we splice free-range bison DNA with that of the common rooster, incubate the blastocytes in a controlled environment, then place the embryo into a mother bison, the nature of happy hours across the nation will forever be changed,” says Dr. Joe Smith. “Research indicates the simple marketability of ‘authentic buffalo wings’ will generate far more net profit to pay for such simple, tasty research.” Smith further went on to describe a new, zesty hybid sauce combining the zip of Teryaki and the cool smooth flavor of Ranch.

Tripler
Flash: The State Department announces that the North Koreans have been working on their own two-beaked chicken for at least a year.

[Cunctator]

Didn’t Nostradamus predict this as a sign of the end of the world?

[Muffin]

But can they golf?

[Larry_Mudd]

That’s nothing. Up at UBC they’ve perfected authentic fish fingers.

The bones are a bugger, though.

[Larry_Mudd]

And here’s a working link, should anyone like one.

“The little booger’s doing good.”

[Sqwerticus]

• From AP Wire Reports*
  That is, if they can catch her.

I am sad. That ruined the punchline to ‘How does it taste?’