5-Legged calf born in NM. John Madden sighs for a moment over his 6-legged turkey.

Breaking news: Tucumcari, New Mexico.

Flash: The State Department announces that the North Koreans have been working on their own two-beaked chicken for at least a year.

Didn’t Nostradamus predict this as a sign of the end of the world? :slight_smile:

But can they golf?

That’s nothing. Up at UBC they’ve perfected authentic fish fingers.

The bones are a bugger, though.

And here’s a working link, should anyone like one.

I am sad. That ruined the punchline to ‘How does it taste?’