5 martinis in 2 hours turns FordPrefect from unknown lurker to unknown OPer..

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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i am kinda, ok very, loaded… hopefully you won’t notice but I am correcting typos faster, or more often than Superman saved the world.

By dawn, i am hoping, this thread will fall off and be completely unnoticed, but I just had to say i love you guys :wink:

it is true, this board is amazing, hell, I owe my future firing to this bunch. On my deathbed - providing it comes in the next year or two - I will count it a blessing if more than 2 people know who the hell FordPrefect is :slight_smile:

Anyway, please ignore this as the non-desperate plea from a, really, non-desperate guy who is merely enjoying abstract, free form(although I can’t fucking type more than 3 letters without backspacing !!!) whatever. Fuck this, this site rocks, blah.

Please, respect me in the morning, or better, forget me :slight_smile:

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I have to admit, I love the occasional drunk OP. Especially ones like these.

We love you, too, FordPrefect!

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::huggles::

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thanks guys! The constant backspacing is giving me the giggles. this next ssntenc eis witout the coteesctiosn

Fuck, that has just cracked me up. Apparently having Mrs. Prefect gone for a night is not a good thing :slight_smile:

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Too bad I’m at the library. If I was home I’d have a few to save you drinking alone. I’d catch up.

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raises a glass of Guinness

“To FordPrefect.”

The next ones on me buddy.

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And I would welcome the company don’t ask

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:bump:

Can’t let this one die too early.

Five martinis and this is the best you can do FordPrefect? How about some drunken rave about the meaning of life or something? Nah, all you could come up with was this mushy lovey-dovey stuff. Pathetic really. :smiley:

Sleep tight bub. We’ll be here in the morning to REALLY cheer you up. We love you too. :stuck_out_tongue:
(and whether you like it or not, you will be forever remembered as ‘that guy who got really shit-faced and told everyone he loved them’. You’ll never live this one down ya know bwahahahahahaha.)

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kambuckta I know, I knew it as I typed in it the OP :slight_smile:

Speaking of the meaning of life… :smiley:

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Unfortunately, dear, we are NOT going to forget you. We are going to expect your continued presence on the board from this day forth…not lurking, mind you…you are going to have to POST!

[sub]anyone who can drink five martinis in two hours and still post remotely coherently is someone we NEED around here…Just doing my part to coerce him into posting more. No, don’t thank me…it is the LEAST I can do. :D[/sub]

PS…take two aspirin with a large glass of water before you stagger to bed.

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Hey, you can’t be too tanked…you managed to spell my name right. Most people can’t manage it even when they’re dead sober.

And take Scotti’s advice on the water. Lots and LOTS of water before nigh-nighs OK?

Now, had any great revelations yet? :smiley:

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Ford Prefect decides he needs drinks, that means the Vogons are coming.

OH SHIT! THE VOGONS ARE COMING!

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:: raises a Guinness and a Mandarin-and-Coke to FP ::

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OK. WTF is a Mandarin and Coke?

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Cut and paste, (insert term for adult version of your gender here), cut and paste…

Scotticher thanks for the advice, I will try to post more, but the martini marathon won’t be happening again for a while :slight_smile:

Seven and do you realize I was all out of peanuts?

Troy McClure SF :: raises a very big mug of coffee to Troy :: and ditto on what kambuckta said…

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Absolut Mandrin (Mandarin) Orange Vodka.

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Gimlets are the new “in” drink again, atleast with my friends. (Half Rosa’s lime juice, half gin)

Or Lebowski’s, otherwise known as Caucasians or White Russians.

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I used to do that, until a very dear friend of mine - we were both drunk at that time - told me not to correct the typos when we were drunk.
The posts were so much funnier for the other people in the forum :wink:

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Actually don’t take two asprin before you go to bed… by the time your hangover hits they will have worn off.

Cheers

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My two weaknesses…White Russians and Guiness…

::::Raises both to FordPrefect::::

I tip my hat to you. I’ve never had the stones to post after a night of good solid drinking.