Not too long ago, I was talking to someone who brought up a recipe for cheesecake that she apparently learned in the lunchroom during elementary school.
You need the following:
1 graham cracker
Take the sugar and the cream cheese, mix them both together, and put them on top of the graham cracker. Voila! Instant cheesecake.
My immediate inclination was to scoff at this, but I’ve talked to a few people about it and, while they don’t think this sounds especially appetizing, they do agree that this is basically what’s in cheesecake.
And this made me wonder: does anyone else have any other spectacularly low-rent recipes?