The kids’ section is ripe with possibilities:
Osama-am!
Osama-am!
I do not like Osama am.
Say! Can you catch me on the lam?
I cannot catch Osama-am
I cannot find him on the lam.
Can you bomb me here or there?
Can you kill me from the air?
I cannot kill him from the air
I cannot bomb him here or there
I cannot find him anywhere.
I’ll claim that I don’t give a damn
Then go and persecute Saddam.
Weird Science.
C’mon, those illustrated bibles can cost a lot of money.
A cave! A cave! A cave! A cave!
Can you find me in my cave?
I cannot find that wretched knave
He’s hidden deep - he can’t be brave.
I cannot kill him from the air
He’s hidden deep - we don’t know where
But Dad’s friends have a cunning plan
We’ll blow up all Afghanistan!
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SEX AND THE SEASONED WOMAN
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS: BOOK THE THIRTEENTH
CURIOUS GEORGE AND FRIENDS
SPANISH FOR DUMMIES®
FANTASTIC: THE LIFE OF ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
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