''60 Minutes:'' How dare you criticize the amount of our jury awards!

http://www.cnn.com/2002/LAW/12/10/jurors.lawsuit.ap/index.html

Oh goodness. My Ironotron 3Q-B irony meter just made a shrieking noise and then exploded through the roof of my home. I’ll have to check the manual…

LC

I like that they asked for $6 billion dollars in punitive damages. Anything less would have been inconsistent.

It’s a good thing that none of them knew the word “trillion” or, God Forbid, “quadrillion”, or they probably would have asked for that much instead.

:: snort ::

This guy in a bar accused me of being too violent.
So I beat the crap out of him.

Speaking of which, did that lawsuit by the 9/11 families for more money than there is in the whole world get thrown out yet?

I think someone should sue the citizens of that county for being stupid and demand that they stop breeding for the good of humanity.

And here I am working 40 hours a week, when I could be suing my way to financial freedom, because heaven-forbid someone, somewhere disagrees with something I did…