600 mg of caffiene in 2 hours.

Are there any potential health hazards to consuming this much caffiene, in the form of no-doze?

It’s not good for you, but it won’t kill you. IIRC, the lethal dose is 10g. You might yak, though.

this was several hours ago, and I don’t feel any nausea, just fatigue/jitters/a mild headache.

In the same 24 hour period I also took wellbutrin (an anti-depressant, prescribed) and dayquil (2 gelcaps), followed by nyquil (1 gelcap) to counter the caffeine and dayquil.

This is not a normal thing, I had to stay up until around 3 AM writing a paper, and then try to get some sleep.

I nearly coughed up a lung laughing at this (obviously prank) phone call to folger’s help line from a guy who said he ate a can of coffee. Wait till you hear what the lady says, it’s hilarious: http://www.nofrills.ashst.com/HallowayPage.htm

oh, man. that’s funny

Can you imagine telling someone they just ate the equivalent of 60 cups of coffee and not telling them to talk to a poison control hotline? “You might feel a little fidgety?” Good lord.