Well, it frees up a job for a non-idiot, I suppose.
I hope that stupid POS doesn’t have a family to support.
Well, his W-2 still has 666 on it, so by his own logic, now he’s NOT going to work, but still going to hell.
That…doesn’t even make sense. I mean, less so than normal. 666 isn’t his employee ID. It’s a number stamped to a form for work he’s already done. It’s a form he needs for tax filing. So quitting won’t change the fact that he still has the form. Is he planning on not filing taxes this year? Is he planning on giving back all his wages from 2012 so he can burn the W-2?
This isn’t a pitting so much as a point-and-laugh.
Unless the moron decides to sue his ex-employer, which wouldn’t surprise me.
Some people just freak the fuck out at that number. I was playing three card poker at a casino a few years ago, and hit three of a kind…all sixes. That’s a 30 to 1 payout, so I was pretty happy, but an older woman at the other end of the table got up and left, mumbling something about a sign of the devil.
Further on in the article:
Either somebody is fucking with him, or God is trying to tell him something. Or God is fucking with him. Yeah, let’s go with that one.
And you missed a perfect opportunity to give out a loud “Thank you Satan!”.
The first grader across the street from me was born 6/6/2006.
Sometimes I think she’s the antichrist but I think that about all the kids that live on my street.
We all know 1 = 0.999999999999… (shut up! :p)
Now, look at that number upside down
:eek:
Yeah, I’ll never accept anything with the number “1” printed on it, ever again…
He’ll be really pissed when he finds out that it was stamped 999, but the dumbass was holding the form upside down.
To early for Aprils Fool’s - so, I guess, he’s a retarded idiot
There was a true crime novel awhile back in which the loony serial killer protagonist bought some items at a store, then protested when the total came to $6.66.
Occasionally when eating out, I’ll fill in $6.66 on the tip line. I haven’t yet had any born-again servers return the money.
That’s funny, my form was printed with 668 – you know, the Neighbor of the Beast.
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Yes! Tennessee! I called it from the OP!
666 Number of the beast
668 Neighbor of the beast
660 Approximate number of the beast
DCLXVI Roman numeral of the beast
666.0000 Number of the high-precision beast
0.666 Number of the millibeast
1/666 Common denominator of the beast
666[-/(-1)] Imaginary number of the beast
1010011010 Binary number of the beast
29A Hexidecimal number of the beast
-666 Negative number of the beast
00666 Zip code of the beast
$665.95 Retail price of the beast
$699.25 Price of the beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 Price of the beast with all accessories and replacements
$656.66 Wal-Mart price of the beast
$646.66 Next week’s Wal-Mart price of the beast
$333.00 After-Christmas sale price of the beast
$222.00 Going-out of business liquidation price of the beast
Phillips 666 Gasoline of the beast
Route 666 Way of the beast
665 Older brother of the beast
667 Younger brother of the beast
666 UP Soft drink of the beast
666lb cap Weight limit of the beast
666 F Oven temperature for cooking roast “beast”
666k Retirement plan of the beast
666 mg Recommended minimum daily requirement of the beast
6.66% 5-year CD rate at First Beast of Hell, $666 minimum deposit
20/666 Vision of the beast
1-800-666-6666 Toll-free number of the beast
999 Australian number of the beast
6"X 6"X 6" Lumber of the beast
66.6 GHZ Computer processor of the beast
666i BMW of the beast
666-66-6666 Social security number of the beast
6/6/66 Birth date of the beast
666.AC.com URL of the beast
IAM 666 License plate number of the beast
Formula 666 All-purpose cleaner of the beast
666 calories Diet of the beast
969 Dyslexic number of the beast
WD-666 Spray lubricant of the beast
66.6 MHz FM radio station of the beast
666 KHz AM radio station of the beast
Chanel No. 666 The beast’s favorite perfume
666% What the beast gives in his game
I got #666 in the basketball ticket lottery once when I was a student. I still have the ticket somewhere. It was for several games in the 1997-98 year, when Kentucky went on to win the tournament. They called the 600s first, so we were three rows behind the bench. Best seats I ever had at Rupp Arena.
Works for me!
In the days before all you could play in casinos was Hold’em, I was playing 7 card stud. I was up against a guy who was showing 2 6s up. I had a higher pair hidden. Then he tripped his 3rd 6 up. He folded the hand and I won. God didn’t want him to win with trip 6s but apparently had no problem with him gambling and drinking.