I think somebody already did that and got us stock in the Moron Ages.
Last year when Randa was in 2nd, she ( and some other kids) was constantly getting bullied by these two kids EddieandLaticia. They pushed her, tripped her, called her names , told her her butt was so big she couldnt fit thru the door , etc…
and they never got sent to the office. Her mom even went and complained about it ( Randa had a complex about her little 7 year old booty for a while) , but it still continued. Eddie was outside Randa’s karate studio once when she was coming out and he started yelling at her and making finger-guns , so my friend marched over there and let him HAVE IT. That finally stopped it. But the point is the school didn’t deal with it. I guess the kiss blowing is considered a worse offense.
Damn brats. They both failed second grade and got put into the “slow” class. Nyah 
- Karma is a bitch even at 7.
Yes, apparently bullying and teasing is okay since it can only lead to disenfranchised kids bringing guns to school and blowing people away. But sexual harassment may one day lead to gasp sex!
I don’t see the reason for such a negative reaction here. These children should be made aware of the dangers involved. If the kids are going to engage in such promiscuous behavior, then at the very least the school nurse should be available to teach the children about proper inoculations (i.e. “Circle, circle, dot, dot, now I have my cooties shot”).
Re the OP: That is insane.
This brings back so many memories… I still recall a full-fledged, passionate, sweep-you-off-your-feet, movie-star-style kiss on the playground. Between (I think) two 8 or 9 year olds, a boy and a girl. :eek: