Not being a shaving type, I really don’t have a whole lot of reason for looking at my face. But today as I was brushing my teeth I happened to catch my reflection. My first thought was that it has been a long time since I trimmed, About three months I figured, and it’s redder than usual. If I can find a horned helmet, I could apply for a job on a Longboat.
Then upon close inspection I noticed why it looked redder than usual, There is a patch of grey hairs off on the side, making the rest look darker by contrast. Not one or two or three or four or five or six or seven… but around 12 grey hairs right there in my beard. All hanging out together like little segregationists too.
So at 29 I guess I’d better get ready to be an old person.
I’m off to the store to buy diapers, prune juice, and long white socks. Anybody wanna hear about my prostrate?