First there were those people who said it must be a controlled demolition because the buildings fell basically straight down. Now we have the conspiracy that it must be a controlled demolition because the buildings didn’t fall straight down enough.:smack:
It’s nice to know that there is a conspiracy theory to fit every set of facts.
Clearly that rock slide was engineered by the Illuminati just to provide cover for the 9/11 attacks later in the year. Get with the program Lute.
Actually, I’m going to disagree entirely.
They didn’t disappear at all.
They collapsed. But you could still SEE them, in a big pile of rubble.
You’re saying gravity is the fall guy?
Gravity is just a Jew-backed, Illuminati-proposed so-called “theory” designed to hide the truth: INTELLIGENT FALLING!!
A pelican is on the state flag of Louisiana. A coincidence? I think not.
“Anyone” can not see that. They fall as straight down as anything I’ve ever seen, except for lightweight debris forced out by the interior air rushing out. What you are maintaining did not happen.
Because someone did “blow up” the WTC before, and Cheney is as loose with interpretation of the facts as you are.
Ever been to lower Manhattan. Even four blocks away there are plenty of buyildings between the observer and the WTC. The collapse would seem to make the tower disappear.
BTW, demolition is done with charges a lot less powerful than a jet plane hitting the tower at full speed with an almost full load of fuel.
Riddle me this - if they were blowing up the towers with explosives, why the planes? That would just add uncertainty to the plot.
Cheney said in the OP linked interview, in the context of why “Cheney” waterboarded certain people, was because KSM was a man who was responsible for killing 3,000 people, blowing up the twin towers, Pentagon, and tried to blow up the Capitol/White house (the 4th plane). Or rather, he was responsible for 9/11.
I don’t see the misspeak in that context.
Well, obviously nobody told Cheney that the secret conspiracy to lie about 9/11 was supposed to be a secret. That’s the biggest problem with massive conspiracies - message control. You spend all these billions of dollars and years in planning and kill thousands of people to buy their silence, and then the mastermind of the entire plan goes on TV and says “JFK? Yeah, we killed that sumbitch” because he didn’t get briefed on the “and then nobody ever finds out” part.
That’s always how it goes with Conspiracy Theories. Evil geniuses pull off incredible plots full of misdirection and involving huge numbers of moving parts and conspirators, and then they give it away by doing something ridiculously stupid like blurting out the truth during a TV interview.
How do we know that was actually Chaney? I thought I saw a glint of a long tooth during part of that interview, plus wasn’t he looking a bit more wrinkly than usual? It’s a sure sign that he’s either been taken over by our lizard overlords (they can put on human like skin and clothes and impersonate anyone), or he has been a lizard overlord the whole time (instead of an evil vampire overlord)!! :eek:
-XT
No no no, you fool, Cheney’s a robot. The lizards only control the governments of the UK, Japan, and Cote d’Ivoire. Robots have the US, Israel, Lesotho, and most of South America except for Paraguay, where they’re currently sharing power with the Reverse Vampires.
I practice every day to find some clever lines to say to make the meaning come through
But then I think I’ll wait until the evening gets late and I’m alone with you
The time is right, your perfume fills my head, the stars get red and, oh, the night’s so blue
And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like “9/11 was a secret government conspiracy to blow up the World Trade Center with missiles projecting holograms of passenger planes to provide a casus belli for an invasion of Iraq in order for key right-wing groups to gain control of their oilfields”.
Okay, okay, okay…I admit it. I did it, with my handy-dandy Make Things Disappear button. Don’t think it works? Well, in the past year I’ve disappeared 138 threads talking about the buildings disappearing on 9/11. Don’t know how yours and those few others got through. I’ll have to analyze the control board on Super High-Speed Disappear Control Board Analyzer pronto!
Gentlemen, please. The proper nomenclature is Cybernetic-American. Just because Mr. Richard Cheney literally doesn’t have a pulse doesn’t mean it’s OK to fling demeaning epithets at the evil, unfeeling old bastard.
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That’s always how it goes with Conspiracy Theories. Evil geniuses pull off incredible plots full of misdirection and involving huge numbers of moving parts and conspirators, and then they give it away by doing something ridiculously stupid like blurting out the truth during a TV interview.
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Ah, but that’s because everyone knows evil geniuses are forever tripping over their own egos. Can’t help themselves rubbing it in your stupid, sheeple faces. Like involving the Freemasons in some capacity (possibly financial, although I’m told they also mix a mean mojito), it is simply what is Done. And where would we be without standards ?
Come on. Everyone knows the USPS did 9/11 with magnetic C4. It’s the only explanation that makes any sense to Judge: David-Wynn: Miller, and that’s good enough for me!
Obligatory pile of links I won’t explain the significance of because you’re all willing to plow through a lot of verbiage to understand what little I possess that could pass for a point:
I’m beginning to think that Marley and I should just move every 9/11 Conspiracy Theory thread to The Game Room as soon as it is posted so that you can all enjoy yourselves, making a game of trying to top the oddest explanation that the latest CT adherent submits. (Frankly, I think you are all hopelessly outclassed: all of your theories are more plausible than those of the typical CT adherent.)
Fake rubble. They disintegrated the Towers with orbital lasers using the lasers to simultaneously project holograms of planes “hitting the buildings”, and then to project holograms of the “damaged Towers” for a while. That “smoke and dust” was just the vaporized towers dissipating. Then they ran a holomovie of the towers collapsing, and the “rescue workers” ran in to dump the fake debris.
You forgot to mention that the real planes that went missing were also zapped by the orbital laser, and the one that went down in Pennsylvania was just an accidental misfire of the laser.
But the Pentagon was definitely hit by a missile. A hologram missile. Projected by the satellite.
Yea…No.