9/11

Anyone else suddenly craving pancakes for some reason?

Sounds like treason to me.

I will alert Agents David Ray and Jones to commence Operation Internet Sweep. That will keep all those who dare question the official story in line.

So, ok…I can’t resist:

For those who don’t know, this is the Rational Wiki on Dr. Judy Wood and her claim…with a brief blurb as to what her stake in this was:

(I absolutely LOVE the dustification theory :p)

Goddammit, she has to be a Hokie?

:sad:

OP should have waited 5 days to open this thread - then atleast there would have been some symmetry.

I am surprised to say the least. I honestly didn’t know anyone was still interested in this issue. You will enjoy reading Debunking Conspiracy Theorists Paranoid Fantasies About 9-11 By the late Gerard Holmgren. He was one of the top 9/11researchers in the world. I consider myself fortunate that he would respond to my emails a year before he died from health issues (no conspiracy).
When I asked Gerard about Judy Wood his response was she is really “deep cover.”
Several of you wanted to know what I believe 9/11 was really about.

Here it is in satire. I hope you enjoy it.

9/11 Breaking News: Nikola Tesla Testifies at NY Grand Jury on 9/11

We have debunked this freaking dead horse so often on this board that we are even tired of doing that at this point, and this board lives for debunking crazy crap like the various 9/11 CTs. There are hundreds of old threads on this stupid topic…feel free to do a search.

7/11 was a part-time job.

I go to the 7-11 to get the 411 on 9/11.

Let’s debate whether 9/11 is really equal to 0.8181818181…

Obviously faked. They say the plane is going 800 KM/H but on the video it’s obviously moving only 2 or 3 KM/H.

Yeah, it’s moving really slow. Plus, the guy is speaking German, so you know it’s got to be a fake.

No one is.

The government is keeping it alive (sponsoring the websites, writing the books and infiltrating talk shows) in order to distract us from rampant inequality, racism and the threat of minority groups.

Which part of the conspiracy tipped you off?

That a Boeing 767, weighing somewhere around 300,000 pounds, holding about 10,000 gallons of jet fuel, and traveling faster than 450 miles per hour couldn’t possibly destroy a big building?

That buildings don’t fall straight down, even though you can find thousands of internet videos showing that buildings, stadiums, bridges and all sorts of things fall straight down?

That Middle Eastern hijackers crashing airplanes into buildings was a coverup for government demolitions experts who actually used explosives to crash buildings?

Okay, I have a question for you. Assuming the government did everything you say it did, and managed to pull it off brilliantly, and managed to keep it a secret for all these years, why did the Bush administration NOT ceremoniously capture and execute Osama Bin Laden sometime during the next seven years, leaving that nagging little detail to Obama, someone they didn’t even like?

Without cloaking it in riddle or satire, could you just tell us directly what you really believe 9/11 was really about?

From
9/11 Breaking News: Nikola Tesla Testifies at NY Grand Jury on 9/11

Nikola, you are a genius and deserve to be one of the 100 most famous people to have lived in the last 1,000 years and you are a man with a broad vision of the cosmos and the role that the ether (or aether) plays in the manifestations of all electrical phenomena.

Furthermore, you have confirmed our allegation that TPTB wanted to weaken the Earth.

Can you confirm if a Metaphysical Catechism would result in the creation of an abrupt disruption in the equilibrium of the ether fractions (Light, Warmth and Chemical Ethers) using one-way, high-magnitude pulses of short duration could explain the collapse of the Twin Towers?
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Robert Singer writes about Secrets, Sentient Creatures and The Federal Reserve at The Peoples Voice and The Market Oracle (http://twitter.com/rds2301)
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make them think, they’ll hate you."-- Don Marquis

Like Czarcasm, other Dopers, the Illuminati, most sentient life forms, and the aliens who keep kidnapping and anally probing me as part of a deeply laid conspiracy involving the New World Order, Halliburton, New Coke, and the fact that one of my socks is missing from the washing machine every time and my wife says she doesn’t know why, I am having trouble understanding what you propose.

AFAICT you believe the official story that an airliner could possibly bring down a building is too preposterous to be credible. But apparently Bush, Cheney, et al. know that this is simply beyond possibility. Thus what Bush/Cheney/international bankers/our new insect overlords really want us to believe is that “A rogue element of the US government used controlled demolition to bring down the twin towers.” My questions thus as follows:
[ul][li]Is controlled demolition really what happened?[/li][li]If it is, why do The Powers That Be/a Jewish cabal seeking to violate the purity of essence of our Precious Bodily Fluids/THEM want us to believe it? [/li][li]If not, why couldn’t they come up with a more plausible story, like radioactive tree sloths digging away the foundations or something?[/ul][/li]Back later. My dog is sending invisible mind control rays forcing me to buy gold and let him out to go potty.

Regards,
Shodan
Charter Member of the Brainwashed Sheeple

Ooooookay.

<backs away slowly>

An answer would involve directly answering the question I asked, which you didn’t do. Are you done being cute yet?

Every hear of Free Speech? The government has to allow people to speak, regardless of how stupid they are saying it.

WHY won’t Jones & Griffin discuss anything that contradicts the controlled demolition theory? Because it is a stupid theory.

ETA: This is one of the funniest 9/11 threads I ever read. Now I’m hitting the local IHOP and 7-11.