Nooo! Really? Well. I am poor, and I do love me some Samuel L. Jackson…
I also wanna say that I don’t really see Two Inches as a poor man’s TLDR. I was just teasing, and I wouldn’t want him to think that I was serious. I am sure he is an original.
Dunkin Donuts, the poor man’s Starbucks.
7-11, the poor man’s Dunkin Donuts
The corner coffee shop, the poor man’s 7-11
The coffee truck, the poor man’s corner coffee shop
Heathcliff, the poor man’s Garfield.
CED, the poor man’s laserdisc.
Atari ST, the poor man’s Amiga.
Spectrum and/or Amstrad, the poor man’s Commodore 64.
I’m not so sure about this one, but we seem to be talking coffee and Starbucks is the McDonalds of Coffee. I have often got a much better cup of coffee in 7-11 then Starbucks or DD and as far as Corner Coffee shops, it depends on the corner I guess, In NYC & even Red Bank, Cape May or New Hope they blow Starbucks away.
ETA: Though if you were strictly talking price for a cup of coffee and a snack I agree with the first three.
True. I was thinking in terms of cash, hence the “poor man.”
Billy Dee Williams, the poor man’s Sidney Poitier.
Direct-to-video, the poor man’s Silver Screen.
Gallagher, the poor man’s Steve Martin.
George W. Bush, the poor man’s Reagan.
The Soccer War, the poor man’s World War II.
The War of Jenkins’s Ear, the poor man’s Soccer War.
Bill Clinton, the poor man’s Clarence Clemons.
Condelissa Rice, the poor woman’s Hillary Clinton.
Yahoo Answers, the poor man’s SDMB.
Carrot Top, the poorer’s man Gallagher.
Jim (Am I a bad person to admit that I thought Showtimes Gallagher’s shows were funnier than Steve Martin’s comedy specials?)
Yakov Smiroff, the poor man’s Robin Williams.
And what a poor man it is who relies on Yahoo Answers for useful information. :eek:
The Pig War, the poor man’s War of Jenkins’s Ear
Didn’t this whole meme get started from:
Beer, the poor man’s vacation.
That’s funny, because I’m going to Las Cruces this weekend!
South Dakota, the poor man’s North Dakota.
D&R
Atlantic City, the poor man’s New York City
Yes.
Seconded. 
Ouch 
My roommate and I like to have our cat chase the red dot from a laser pointer around the house. We call this game the poor man’s Nintendo Wii.
Can’t believe I’m the first to say…
The Monkees, the poor man’s Beatles.
:smack: Of course!