Might as well fill out my own quiz…
Sinatra or Dino - Dino, Frank was a dick
Porsche or Ferrari - Porsche
Schwarzenegger or Stalone - Arnold
Alien or Predator - Alien, he has acid for blood, all the Predator had was an cloaking device where you could still freaking see him
Frankenstein or Dracula - Frankenstein, the one from “Monster Squad”
Black or White - Black, I look best in black
Quartz or Mechanical - Mechanical, no batteries
Steel or Titanium - Steel, looks nicer, cheaper
Junk in the Trunk or Narrow Behind - Flat ass, personal pref
Beretta or Glock - Gots to be the Beretta
Plasma or LCD - Plasma, glossier
Camel or Marlboro - Camel, not sure why
Dogs or Cats - Dogs, they are there for you, not the other way around
Shaved or Au Naturale - Shaved, by a long shot
Pancakes or Waffles - Waffles, they trap syrup
Fish or Foul - Fish, sushi beats buffalo wings
Surf or Turf - Turf, filet beats stone crab
Rare or Well Done - Raw
Gentle or Rough - First gentle then rough
Soft or Firm - Firm is way better than soft
MoMA or Met - Tough one, MoMA on principle
East or West - If I got to choose a coast I got to choose the East, I live out there, so don’t go there, But that don’t mean a n---- can’t rest in the West
NY or LA - NYC would eat LA for dinner
Aniston or Angelina - Angelina, she’s crazy but somtimes crazy is better than boring
Star Wars or Star Trek - Star Wars, but only the orginals
Ninjas or Pirates - Ninjas, they are mammals that fight all the time, pirates only fight sometimes
Now or Later - Now, I have problems delaying gratification
Sand or Snow - Sand, skiing is good, beaches better
Pacino or DeNiro - DeNiro, Michael is good, young Vito is killier
Pam or Carmen - Carmen, one word: Hepatitis
Paris or Lindsey - Lindsey, younger, hotter, and only slightly as braindead
Tango or Cash - Cash, I take it easy
Kramer or George - George, he’s my id
Belushi or Akroyd - Beliushi, better dancer, harder drinker
Wilt the Stilt or Air Jordan - Jordan, too young for Wilt
Kobe or Shaq - Kobe, he’s an ass but damn can he play ball
Bill or Hillary - Bubba
Google or Yahoo - Google, better ipo
Red or Blue - Blue, liberal is not a dirty word
Gators or Hurricanes - Hurricanes, know too many “gatorfans”
Yoga or Pilates - Yoga, pilates is for chicks
Yankees or Sox - Sox, not because I like them, but because I dont like the Yanks
Blonde or Brunette - Brunette, Ashley Judd to be specific
Superman or Batman - Supes, he can fly
Treadmill or Elliptical - Elliptical, running hurts my shins
Howard or Opie and Anthony - Howard, but he’s gone downhill
Simpsons or Family Guy - The Simpons is jumping the shark longer than any show in history, but it still wins
Lenny or Carl - Carl Carlson, Lenny is too needy
Prude or Promiscuous - Prude, you can loosen up a prude, you can’t unwhore a whore, she or he has seen things you can’t unlearn
Cap’n Crunch or Froot Loops - Cap’n, he does with one flavor what Tucan does with 10
Flintstones or Jetsons - Jetsons, he had a flying car
Prince or Michael - Michael, even if he did molest kids that doesnt make “Thriller” any less awesome
Mac or PC - PC, can’t build a mac, or play any games on it for that matter
Tin Foil or Plastic Wrap - Tin foil, you can do way more with foil, like destroy a microwave
Beatles or Stones - Beatles, all the stuff John wrote, George too
Rock or Rap - Rap, another close call though
Ford or Chevy - I had an Explorer, so Chevy
BMW or Merc - BMW, more persian mafia
Sweet or Dry - Dry, extra dry
Neat or Rocks - Rocks, I’m not man enough for neat… yet
Connery or Brosnan - Connery, come on that was the easiest of them all
Kirk or Picard - Picard, got less alien poon, but less annoying too
