So I got to thinking, people mention that you get a sports car to compensate for small genetilia, but there are a lot of differences between the two. I don’t think it’s really an accurate analogy.
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[li]I don’t have to stick keys in my dick to get it running.[/li][li]If someone sees my dick on the street they don’t run up to it and admire it.[/li][li]Spilling coffee on my dick is a lot worse than spilling it on a sports car[/li][li]I still haven’t decided which would be worse, running into a semi at 60 mph with my dick, or running into a semi at 60 mph with my sports car.[/li][li]If my dick gets scratched, it doesn’t need a new paintjob.[/li][li]Having people sit on my dick is much more enjoyable than having them sit on my sports car.[/li][li]Likewise, having people kick my sports car is preferable to having them kick my dick.[/li][li]While people brag about big dicks, they don’t brag about how fast they can fuck.[/li][li]While people brag about fast sports cars, they don’t brag about how big it is[/li][li]I don’t have to worry about people stealing my dick in bad areas of town.[/li][/ul]
With a sportscar you have to replace parts every so many thousands of miles–new tires, belts, brakes, paint, windshields, bumpers, etc. (Maybe I’m just a bad driver.)
With a dick, you only have to replace the condom after you’ve gotten some pleasure out of it.
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It’s a lot cheaper to buy underwear to keep your dick in than to pay for a garage to keep your sportscar in.
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You don’t have to insure your dick to use it.
However, your dick doesn’t come with extended warrenty options.
The amount of alcohol you’ve consumed won’t affect whether or not your sports car will work.
And just to put in the other side of this: my wife (I’m not taking credit for this idea) thinks that Corvettes, as a matter of law, should all be flesh coloured, with veins on them.
Needless to say, I do not own a Corvette. But I’d like to. Silver though, not flesh coloured. Dick of steel…or is it fiberglass?
Great, OldMan. Now I can’t get that image of a big throbbing veined flesh coloured car out of my head. I’m adding little curly hairs around the tail lights, too.
[ul][]Sports cars come in many colors, dicks usually only cum in one.[]Most women don’t know how to handle a sports car, so men won’t let them. Men will let almost any woman handle their dick, regardless of skill.[]Sports cars don’t have to be exciting to get where you’re going. Dicks kinda work better if they are excited before you start.[]You can fit four women comfortably in a sports car, but you can only fit about three dicks in a woman (and usually only two comfortably.)Most men will comment openly about another mans sports car.[/ul]