_____, the poor man's _____

The Alarm - the poor man’s U2
Mighty Joe Young, the poor man’s King Kong
Johnny Test, the poor kid’s* Dexter’s Lab*

Hijack: when I was in my “John Cougar Mellencamp is a rock god” phase, for about 2 weeks back when I was 11, I once wrote a sternly worded letter to People magazine for calling JCM the “poor man’s Bruce Springsteen” in a record review. I wrote “if anything, Bruce Springsteen is the rich man’s John Cougar Mellencamp.” I sure showed them. :rolleyes:

Airwolf, the poor man’s Blue Thunder (the movie).
>>>Bue Thunder (the TV show), the poorer man’s Airwofl.

Nissan Altima coupe, the poor man’s G37 coupe.

Business class, the less-well-off-man’s first class.

Chevy Camaro SS. The poor man’s Pontiac Trans Am. :cool:

What, you thought I’d say it was a poor man’s Mustang? I don’t do cheap shots. :stuck_out_tongue:

Thanks to Black Swan, Natalie Portman’s back on top of Keira Knightley.

Oh, great, now my brain’s stuck.

I’m sure that Keira is feisty enough that she can wrestle her way back into a position of dominance.

I’ll be in my bunk.

For a while, Anthony Hopkins, the poor man’s Richard Burton.

Star Wars 1,2,3: The poor man’s Star Wars 4,5,6

Spider-Man Turn Off Yhe Ddark: The Poor Man’s Dance of the Vampire.

Microsoft Works, the poor man’s Word/Excel.

“We Didn’t Start the Fire”, the poor man’s “The End of the World as We Know It”

Tennis ball with duct-tape - the poor man’s cricket ball.

Cheese Nips - the poor man’s Cheez-Its.

Nips are not nearly as cheesy and have some slightly garlicky off-flavor.

Jewel, the poor man’s (or woman’s) Joni Mitchell.

David Foster Wallace, the poor man’s William Faulkner.

Stone Temple Pilots, the poor man’s Nirvana.

Sean Hayes, the poor man’s Paul Lynde.

Kate Mulgrew is the poor man’s Kathrine Hepburn.

The Monkees, the poor man’s Beatles.

Space: 1999, the poor man’s Star Trek.

Armageddon, the poor man’s Deep Impact.

George W. Bush, the poor man’s George H.W. Bush.

Kei$ha, the poor man’s Lady Gaga.

Jar Jar Binks, the poor man’s Chewbacca.

Wow. I… whu… um… what was the topic again?

Gadhafi, the poor man’s Castro.

I think this one is incorrect.

Terry Brooks is the poor man’s Ray Feist
Feist is the poor man’s Tad Williams
Williams is the poor man’s Robin Hobb
Hobb, in turn, is the poor man’s Tolkien.

Sarah Palin, the poor man’s Hillary Clinton

Napkins, the poor man’s cold cuts

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