Ok, the only pair of jeans that ever fit me right are Levi’s 567. The big problem is they quit making them a couple years ago. I called Levi and they said the pants could be found at outlet malls.
If anyone can find these pants at a mall near you, or preferably on the internet somewhere, I will love you forever. You people are pretty good at finding things, and I know there are a lot of big shoppers out there, so hook me up!!
As a reward I will carry your name in my sig for like a month saying “XXXX found my pants!!!” Or any other advertisement you want.
Please someone find my pants… I can’t keep running around naked like this. People are starting to think I’m crazy!!
Well. I can’t help you with the jeans. But you can find other bare bears here.
http://www.barebears.com/
I’m sorry, I just…couldn’t…resist…urge…was…too…strong
Is your arm sore? If so, Dan’l Boone would call you a * bar’*tender.
Then, the bare bear could bear beer! 
oldscratch, that link cracks me up. It takes me back to the first time I found out what a “bear” was. Years ago, back when I had aol, I would sometimes visit a room called “Bears4Bears”. It struck me as strange that there were so many other people named Bear. Well, actually I never really thought about it, but I would talk to people in there for a while. I would go in, say “Hi, Bears!!” and chat for a few minutes, then return to my regular chat rooms. I must be dense but I never figured out my so many guys IMed me.
Anyway a couple months ago I was checking to see if bear.com was registered with internic because I wanted my own website. When I saw what was there, it all became so clear to me. I was like, “AAAHHHHHHHHH”.
[seinfeld]Not that there’s anything wrong with that[/seinfeld]
Well. I probably wouldn’t have commented. But, I do live in SF, and we have the Bear convention every year and all that. In fact it’s the first thing that pops into my mind when someone says it. And cubs doesn’t bring up the baseball team, but people who follow bears around. Sigh. Ah well, that’s what I get for living in SF.
Um, well, I found this site: http://www.big-one.com/bigbrand/levis/html/lv_567.html - know any linguists?
BTW, thanks for the laugh, oldscratch - let me get this straight (pardon the pun): big, hairy, gay, Maine nudists?
Loved the gallery - the first pic that came up (ahem) was a bit shocking - was that forced perspective?
Crap!!! Those are my pants!!! And they are selling them too!! Damnit!!
Coldfire is on vacation. I wonder if any other Doper could translate this for me.
What the hell are they saying?? How much is “100“ƒRƒbƒgƒ“” in US dollars anyway??
Thank you so much for looking. There must be another site out there somewhere.
What? They didn’t teach you conversion rates for ƒRƒbƒg in highscool? Where the hell’d they teach you? Florida?
Well, I don’t know where your pants are, but maybe after you find them you can help Brad find his.
[sub]Disclaimer: Do not click on the above link unless you are fully prepared to waste hours of your life.[/sub]
Sorry, bad link. Brad The Game
Argghhhh- Gatsby is evil. I just wasted thirty minutes of my life being Brad. Alright, just one more try…
ding Thanks. I feel enlightened. 
Well, I was on ebay at the same time I came across this thread, so just for the heck of it, I did a search for Levi 567. Was going to post a link to the search results, but it doesn’t work. Just go the http://www.ebay.com and search using Levi 567.
Bear,
Oh, lord… maybe it’s just because I spend way too much time with gay people, but the first thing I thought of when I read your username was a big, burly man in leather.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 
I’m friends with the local Mr. Leatherman 2000. Quite a nice guy.
Anyway… can I still think of you as a burly man in leather?
andygirl
Kat,
Good work. I can’t believe only one person is selling a pair of 567s. Truthfully, I can’t believe ANYONE is selling them on eBay. Are they even new? If they were, the only problem would be size. I need a 38x32. I appreciate the search, I really do!!!
We are getting so close to finding my pants! Someone out there has to be able to find a pair of NEW Levi’s 567s size 38x32. Hopefully you can find at least three pair for sale. Please, this is a matter of utmost importance. Who can find my pants??? Things here are flopping around in the wind… I need pants!! I just checked my mail, pantsless, and the neighbors are really starting to freak out, man. I tried to tell them that my internet friends are looking for my pants, but that just made them run back inside. What’s wrong with my neighbors??
Well, if you go to an outlet mall [such as sawgrass mills in FL], normally they will have a Levi’s outlet store in there.
andygirl
You can think of me anyway you want!!! Have you seen my pic on the PP? It is not labeled, but I am at the bottom of the page standing between Michi and SanibelMan at the Tampa Dopetoberfest. I am big and hairy, but I do not wear leather…
Mr. Leatherman 2000
Doesn’t that sound like a great name for the new Multitool?
ssskuggiii
I am going to call Ellington Outlet tomorrow. That is not TOO far from me. Hopefully they will have them.
oh, BTW, I think you left your pants at my house last night.
:p[j/k]
I actually own a tool called a Leatherman. It’s a sort of Swiss Army Knife thing- has scissors, a ruler, a knife, and various other handy things. A lot of theater people use them.
For the record, I am neither big nor hairy, but I do have big hair.