Sorry, I screwed up. That should be: “And the pig baron said unto them:”
Also; would “swine baron” work better than “pig baron?” I’m trying to go for a porcine-based analog to “cattle baron.”
Maybe they were refugee pigs…
I have often wondered why Swine herders existed in ancient Israel.
I have come to the conclusion that Romans enjoyed a hog roast.
So no prominent Jewish players in the early days of football?
Spite.
My childhood rabbi’s son grew up to be the owner of a pig farm.
Quite. Not to mention delicious otters’ noses, larks’ tongues, fried bats, dromedary pretzels, wolves’ nipples, and other traditional snacks. None of which grow on trees.
I understand Amazon is testing using them for delivering packages, since they can fly with a bigger load than pigeons can.
They can probably also carry coconuts, which are likely beyond the carrying capacity of swallows, as well.
Q: African or European feral pigs?
A: Well, actually in the Holy Land they’d be Asian… aaaarrrgghhhh!
In that case, I don’t think I’ll spend forty-five minutes watching it.
Just what we need, hateful anti-Semitic racist lies
Lighten up, Francis.