A bird flew into my car for the second day in a row

I have a newspaper box under my mailbox. I don’t use it as I don’t get a newspaper. A sparrow has made a home in it. As I stopped to get my mail yesterday, the sparrow flew out of the box into my car - scaring the bejezzus out of me (and you don’t want bejezzus all over your car.)

Today, having totally forgotten the lesson of yesterday, I stopped to get my mail and the sparrow flew out of paperbox into my car - scaring the bejezzus out of me. And he crapped on my dash board.

Mom used to say that if a bird flies in a window into your house it means someone is going to die. What do you suppose a bird flying into your car (twice) portends?

I think it portends a car covered with bejeezus and bird crap.

By chance, is your car worm colored or does it sound wormish? These could be trouble signs.

…that perhaps it’s time to wash the suet and birdseed out of your car already…?