And the sound of it wakes me up in the Isle of Man.
I swear I have no useful superpowers, but when I am trying to get to sleep I have hearing that makes spiderman seem like a deaf old godger and sight that makes superman envious.
I got two words for you: white noise.
I have but one word for you: Percodan.
Or Tylenol PM, if you want to be a pussy about it.
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I have but one word for you: Percodan.
Or Tylenol PM, if you want to be a pussy about it.
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Excuse me, I live within the laws of Britain where anything useful is strictly illegal.
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I got two words for you: white noise.
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I am aware of the concept of uniform sound as an aid to sleep. In my part of the world options are limited. I actually managed to get to sleep one time with (not quite uniform) radio white noise playing at max volume (to drown out my neighbour’s’s fUCKing irritating sunny dispositions and megaphone-volume voices at fuckoff-oclock in the everywhere) but only once.
I reckon I should move to tibet or end my life in a painless way. any suggestions?
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I reckon I should move to tibet or end my life in a painless way. any suggestions?
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Either works for me. 
I have a relatively inexpensive clock-radio/CDplayer/noise generator, without which I’d never be able to catch a wink; my bedroom window is over a daycare center playground, I work till midnight, home by 1am, in bed by 3 or 4am, sleep till around 11am. If my white noise maker ever quits on me, you will read about a daycare-center massacre in the papers.
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Either works for me.
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So you must be willing to help with suggestions right?
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So you must be willing to help with suggestions right?
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You want me to look up flights to Tibet for you?
Ear plugs?
Headphones attached to your computer playing a sound loop, either white noise or wind or waves breaking.
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You want me to look up flights to Tibet for you?
Ear plugs?
Headphones attached to your computer playing a sound loop, either white noise or wind or waves breaking.
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So you don’t want me dead or remote then. Those were what I gathered by your reply.
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So you must be willing to help with suggestions right?
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would this help??
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any suggestions?
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Yes.
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So you don’t want me dead or remote then. Those were what I gathered by your reply.
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Lack of sleep make you lose your sense of humour?
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Excuse me, I live within the laws of Britain where anything useful is strictly illegal.
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The same Britain where I can buy Codeine cough syrup from Boots over the counter (without a prescription)?
Actually, that superpower could be quite useful. You would make the best security guard EVER!
You realize if you move to Tibet, that butterfly will just be noisier.
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You realize if you move to Tibet, that butterfly will just be noisier.
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What is the sound of one wing flapping?
If the Chinese don’t do something to rein in* all those butterflies on their territory, we’re going to have to invade.
*And that’s assuming the government isn’t behind all that flapping in the first place!
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If my white noise maker ever quits on me, you will read about a daycare-center massacre in the papers.
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“Did you ever hear a noise that just makes you want to punch a baby?” - Dane Cook
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“Did you ever hear a noise that just makes you want to punch a baby?” - Dane Cook
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