Just having a midnight snack of pepper pâté on water crackers.
Every time I spread the pâté, that quote from Steve Dallas runs through my mind. 
What Bloom County lines are still buried in your memory?
I quite liked the strip where a cockroach was telling Opus how the cockroaches would outlive all the other species on Earth, IIRC. The cockroach then asks what Opus had to say about that. Opus’ reaction: he stepped on the cockroach. Splat!
“Sweaty snugglebunnies”
And I’m totally prepared if I ever need a rhyme for “jasper, wine, and sugar”.
Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts!
McNope, but maybe McLater!
“RUN that baby!”
“A Bolshevik halfback stepped on my head, sir.”
“It’s shaped like a burrito”
“SEEN any?”
“Sheep pimp.”
“Meadow Party, eh? What’ve you got to go against Reagan this fall?”
“A dead cat.”
“Oh, what the hell.”
“Your earlobes resemble fish heads.”
“Must be able to grimace musically”
“Offensensitivity.”
“Are humans white meat or dark meat?”
“The Captain . . . has a tomato.”
“Svelte, boyant waterfowl.”
“You chowderhead. You effeminate Communist.”
“Devil bunnies! I snort the nose, Lucifer! Banana! Banana!”
Regarding the Coke vs Pepsi controversy: “They both taste like malted battery acid”.
Legs shaved?
Halfway.
What kind of pate? A couple of times a year I have a craving for pate. Around here all I can find is pork liver and sometime with a bit of duck or goose mixed in. I did have some good braunschweiger a few weeks ago.
Yes, life is fine when things combine,
Like ham in beef chow mein,
But oh, this time, I think I mind,
They’ve put acid in my rain.
Freybe is a Canadian sausage and meat company. Has a variety of pâtés and liver sausage that I like.
Doesn’t look like they’re in the States.
https://freybe.com/products/?product_types=pate-liver-sausage
“It’s not the hind-lick maneuver?” (Outland, I think).
How I love to watch the morn with golden sun that shines,
up above to nicely warm these frosty toes of mine
The wind doth taste of bittersweet,
Like jasper wine and sugar.
I bet it’s blown through others’ feet,
like those of…
…Caspar Weinberger.
