I have 2 rescues. One of them goes out, and please, no lectures. The other is tiny now, and tho’ we have no plans to let her out, shit happens. We’d like her to be as safe as possible.
About 6 mos. ago an aggressive stray showed up. He comes in the cat door and eats, he sprays on everything, causing my neutered male to start that shit again. He picks a fight constantly-in the evenings I hear horrendous cat screaming. He looks sick. I won’t have my outdoor bruiser hurt. So I trapped the stray.
Now the problem. No way to get rid of this devil. Humane Society will neuter and return for $60. Fucked if I want this thing back!! There are commercial companies that will remove it for a fee. Rescue places, at least the ones I can find, don’t want it. It’s an aggressive bastard-it hissed and spit every time I approached the trap.
I love cats. My cats have an insanely good life. Don’t like this cat food? My darling, I will buy eleventy hundred other cans to find what you like. You like shredding Kleenex–here’s a box, I can clean that up later. Know what I mean? But I need to get rid of this menace.
So out to desert with you, you nasty little fuck. Sorry gods of cats and furry things, so damn sorry, I know there’s a blot on my soul now, assuming I had one. Fire away doper cat lovers–there was just nothing I could do.