[hijack]Funny story - A couple of months ago, a white friend asked me if I heard about the NOI-uniformed guys trashing a liquor store. I said, “Uh, no. I don’t read the What Black People Are Up To Weekly.”[/hijack]
Hmmm, you have a point.
“Welcome to New Orleans. Enjoy your stay. We’ve left a chocolate on your pillow.”
“Welcome to Boston. Enjoy your stay. We’ve left chopped liver on your pillow.”
Doesn’t have quite the same ring.
Inigo, I don’t want to know what you left on the pillow. I had to look those up, and now I’m sorry I did.
pizzabrat, I have trouble reconciling this statement with statements you had made previously, like this one, or this one. So let me just say that I’m puzzled.
Are you saying that my joke was racist or that I should be joining in on the pile-on? If the latter, then let me point out that I think my story was apt. The OP made a vague, linkless reference to what I guess was the black embarassment of the day and immediately got nods of recognition posts. It’s as if I’m the only one who missed the latest issue of the newspaper I mentioned.
OK, first off: “Chocolate New Orleans” Band name anyone?
Also, we need to design a DESSERT named this, in honor of the city.
I’m thinking that we should start with something like chocolate pudding, so everything on top will slowly begin to sink into it the longer it sits there. Then you have a brownie or chocolate cake with lots of nuts and multi-colored sprinkles on it (in honor of Mardis Gras, where a lot of nuts get together and get covered in little multi-colored beads 
) and then cover it in chocolate syrup (because all chocolate desserts need to be covered in chocolate syrup).
Bonus points if you can somehow mold the brownie (or the frosting on it) into an aproximate shape of some identifiable portion of New Orleans.
Found via another site: http://www.imnotchocolate.com/
But you see, some of us did not see it as the “Black embarassment of the day”. Some of us saw it as the “Public figure who does not realize he does NOT have to keep on talking of-the-day”. In my case, I found myself yelling at my radio – not for the “chocolate city” which I found to be just a silly turn of phrase for the idea of “we’re not gonna rebuild it as gentryfied rich-folk theme park” (though I was amused by the backtrack into Hot Cocoa City), but rather for the “God is punishing us” quote, which by now any public figure who is deemed competent to hold office should know better.
I heard about this on the radio news yesterday. Today I got online to read the morning papers. It is on the front page of the Torygraph and … that’s it. Nothing that caught my eye in the NY Times or Washington Post.
Is the press giving this guy a ‘bye?’
No, I don’t (well, didn’t) see, because like I said, I DON’T (DIDN’T) KNOW WHAT THE 'EFF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT. That’s what the upshot was.
Anyone have the complete text?
I’m white chocolate, bitch.
I don’t know what to think of the whole thing.
Mayor John Street of Philadelphia said something once about “the brothers and sister are gonna run this city”.
I can see the frustration but you’d think there’d be some tact somewhere. Then to backpedal is dumb.
I don’t want to live there no matter what so mark me down as “i don’t care.”
I don’t think the “chocolate” mark was intended to signify “black people,” I think he was trying to use it as a metaphor for diversity (chocolate as a mixture). I think people who are trying to find racism in it are just looking for an excuse to be offended. The God remarks were stupid, but then, I think almost everything politicians say about God sounds stupid.
Front page links on CNN and Washington Post, plus I’ve seen it on national and local newscasts I’ve watched tonight (NBC). It’s being covered, but I don’t see any hysteria over it.
Bullshit. What he was trying to say was utterly racist.
"It’s time for us to rebuild a New Orleans, the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans. And I don’t care what people are saying in Uptown or wherever they are. This city will be chocolate at the end of the day. This city will be a majority African-American city. It’s the way God wants it to be. You can’t have it no other way."
What he said later was him trying to cover his ass when he realized he offended about 95% of the people remaining in New Orleans, regardless of what race they are.
I have to wonder if the guy’s turned to smoking crack in these times of crisis.
At first, he didn’t want the black riff-raff to come back to the city. Then he wanted all the blacks to come back. Then there were too many damn Mexicans doing construction and rebuilding. Now he wants a chocolate New Orleans.
I don’t think he knows what he wants, but I’m pretty sure he’s offended the voting public and doesn’t have a chance to get reelected, if he ever allows an election.
Throughout all of this, I didn’t really think too horribly of him. Anything’s better than the corrupt Morial administrations that had New Orleans politics locked up for 25 years. Now, he’s completely lost any respect I had left for him.
[Homer Simpson] Mmmmm… Chocolate New Orleans…[/HS]
Mardi Gras sprinkles, nuts, hmmm… what we need is alcohol! Mix the chocolate syrup with Godiva liqueur. Mmmm…[/HS] Make a lake of the syrup that pours into the dish through a broken ice cream levee.
Heat the syrup a little so the ‘levee’ fails right before your eyes. I’m seeing a ‘performance art’ kind of thing here, kinda like Baked Alaska.
Pig. Out.
Evacuate. :eek: 
Brilliant! I think I definitely have to try that.
I’m not thrilled Nagin decided to evoke God but I really, really, really don’t want black, homeowning New Orleans evacuees to be gentrified out of the rebuilding and reconstruction of the city.
And Nagin is seriously full of shit if he thinks spinning “chocolate city” to mean anything EXCEPT “Washington DC” or “black majority city.” Even urbandictionary knows what a chocolate city is. Yeesh.
Finally caught the whole quote last night, and I think you may be right. That’s pretty bizarre. Don’t they warn you about that kinda thing in Politics 101, long before you get to be mayor?
We’ve secretly replaced all the darkies in New Orleans with White People. Let’s see if Mother Nature notices.