Minor problem-it has to be unprotected. So after a few goes, you are bound to become infected with a considerable number of STDs, and all of the patients you are “helping” are probably going to end up in a worse way than if you hadn’t come along. And you may not last too long yourself due to this difficulty.
[FONT=Arial]Okay, so in my well-known (around these boards) exceedingly verbose and colorful way, I’m going to try to thread my way through the loopholes in the hypothetical set-up.
ANY one disease of my choice?
Cervical cancer caused by HPV 18 – which means they will ALWAYS be women. I will ally myself with a trusted Ob/Gyn (in fact, I know a few whom I’m sure I can thoroughly trust) and will take referrals only from that doctor. Said specialist will have had to run tests to make sure the cervical cancer is related to HPV 18 and no other HPV strains (there are dozens).
I will be RetroGard, a not-so-super hero whose seminal fluid makes me immune to the HPV18 virus and its deleterious effects and just so happens to confer that immunity to others. I will tell everyone I have no idea at all how I got this way.
Since
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[li]my seminal fluid must be absorbed into the blood stream[/li][li]I don’t want to risk transferring the virus from the cervical source to others[/li][li]the mysterious unique compound in my seminal fluid is destroyed by hydrochloric acid (stomach acid) [/li][/ul]
the only way to deliver it is via direct absorption through the colon, where the blood stream can then carry the active ingredient to the cervical region where it will do its job. [I hope I’m getting the direction-of-blood-flow correct because that part is just a guess.]
A key component in my deal with the doc will be that they will always be over 18 and I get to have the final decisions on the time, place, and recipient of the treatment – because if I find the patient unattractive I won’t be able to make the injection device work properly.
—G!
Hang on
For Doctor Love!
My love,
Will Set you free!
Just one night gonna make it all right!
…–Johnny Gioeli (Hardline)
…Dr. Love
…Double Eclipse
I don’t make deals with demons, period. The buttsex stuff is small potatoes compared to how this is going to blow up in someone’s face should they decided to accept any sort of deal with a demon.
Clever, however I must point out that the median age of diagnosis with cervical cancer is 49, and 20% are over age 65 when first diagnosed.
Easy. I’d make the deal, go fuck myself and be cured! Only have to do it once!
Well, you made up a lot of stuff there that actually isn’t part of the gift. No semen need be transferred, so no orgasms are ever necessary. The gift works off the act itself and, as noted above, involves thrusting away for a varying amount of time until you “just know” the cure has taken place. This being a demonic gift, you should probably assume that the cure will take longer, much longer, with clients you find unattractive or are otherwise reluctant to “treat.” OTOH, with a client that you find attractive and who excites you, only a token momentary penetration will effect the cure. Continuing past that point will be just because you want to, not because it will help the client. Would you make your clients aware of these things in advance or just consider their ignorance part of the “payment plan?”
FTR, if due to plumbing, one is constrained to be a catcher, the gift is still available. It even works in a similar way. How long it takes will lengthen with how unattractive one finds the client and how much one dislikes being penetrated.