This has been going on to long … lets take a vaccine like we did for POLIO adn small pox …
Is this supposed to be open for debate or something?
We can in some cases.
I can’t imagine why no one has thought of this before! It’s so simple! While they are at it do you think they can cure AIDS too?
I’m waiting to see who’ll take up the pro-cancer position.
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Polio and smallpox are both viral diseases. An foreign pathogen makes its way into the body and attacks it. Their cures came from vaccines which introduced bits of deactivated viral matter into the body so that it could learn how to fight off the virus without risking actual infection.
Cancer is not a viral disease; it is a cellular problem. Cells undergo division rapidly and without their usual care. There is no foreign matter to introduce as a vaccination. AIDS is a slightly different case. Developing a vaccine for it has run into a couple of stumbling blocks which were not present for polio or smallpox. Dead HIV viruses don’t retain the properties that allow an immune system to create the appropriate antibodies and using live viruses is dangerous. You may inoculate a person or you may simply infect them with HIV. We’d rather not do the virus’ job for it. Also, most vaccines are patterned after the immunity of viral survivors. There are too few, almost no, survivors of AIDS to make this work.
I think we do have something. Or, at least don’t have nothing.
Religious people take up the pro-cancer position on the issue of HPV. Sex should definitely have consequences like cancer.
That’s right, or everyone will be doing it. Oh, wait…
I will. Not that I love cancer, mind you. However, we need to keep our population in check. Too many things that killed people in the past are not killing people today. There are too many people on the planet as it is, and my patience for standing in lines is wearing pretty thin.
Having people die at random and at older ages is a pretty poor way of keeping the population in check. You should want more innovative things like making babies fight to the death in a lava pit.
Yep. One of my favourite patients died a fortnight ago. She was three-and-a-half.
Cancer sucks.
Having people die at random is the current situation. That’s not pro cancer, that’s cancer neutral. Cancer can be a perfectly effective method of population control. We could have benzene water balloon fights and formaldehyde fog machines. Our kids aren’t smoking young enough!
What is this about?
We had a vaccine for cancer, but some doctor said it was causing autism, so people stop using it.
Commentary on the conservative christian response to Gardasil. Apparently the only thing keeping good christian girls from having sex is the worry that they may contract HPV and godfearing americans are afraid that if those liberal scientists get their way and inoculate all the girls, we’ll be a nation of trampy hos.
What I’m seeing more than that is the idea that the vaccine is unnecessary, since properly brought up kids will not engage in such dangerous activities. Therefore the slight risk from the vaccine (with those toxic ingredients, you know) is greater than the nonexistent risk of them catching HPV.
I know it comes out about the same in the long run - kids don’t get vaccinated - but it is a different mindset.
Not that either of them is a good way to look at it.
I’ve always wondered if the “My girls don’t need the vaccine because they would never do something as naughty as having SEX!” parents want grandchildren someday. And if they do, if they then also trust that any man their daughter marries has never done anything as naughty as having SEX! before marriage. Transmission rates being what they are, having both participants in a marriage start off as virgins and then continuing to be monogamous is about the only way to guarantee avoiding HPV.
We won’t even discuss rape, because that NEVER happens to good girls.