A Dilemma of Such Proportions That Nobody Will Care

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Not that anybody cares, but I am faced with a problem.

SITUATION: I am at this moment quite hungry.

PROBLEM: Also at this moment, my younger sister and her friend are destroying the kitchen while claiming to clean it. An odd smell is the result of this supposed cleaning which has encompassed then entire downstairs.

POSSIBLE SOLUTIONS:
a) Wait until they finish, then try and salvage something edible

b) Kick them out, clean it myself, fixing their errors, then make something

Normally there’d be option ‘c’, the deliverance of pizza, but at the moment, I’m broke. :frowning:

Stupid siblings…

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People have survived for days on a diet of their own toe jam and urine.

Any fruit around?

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Or, come over here and let my mom or my sister (and under normal circumstances, me) and let us prove ONCE AGAIN that we have no wish to poison you.

You can even call and get picked up in my nice shiny car with legroom.

But you’d rather die of starvation rather than risk the perfectly good food at your girlfriend’s house.

Chirst, its Darwin in action.