No, an elephant.
Will an elephant taste as good in orange sauce though?
“Have you seen my duck? His name is Doodles and he has a yellow beak and pink ribbons.”
(Munching on a duck that was unfortunately sitting in an electric chair, the two stage hands indicate they haven’t seen Doodles.)
On The Air
No, no, no! It’s not about cooking them, it’s about getting down from them.
Aah. Right…
But you can’t get down from an elephant.
Right. That’s why you get down from a duck instead.
achoo!
Thuck thown makesh me thneeze.
You’re dithspicable!
Wabbit season!
*Duck season!
No, wait! Idiot Who Doesn’t Preview Season!!
“I get it! Pronoun trouble!”
One of my favorite quotes ever, especially since so few people get it.
Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting duckys.
I’m so going to give Eve recurring Pwincess Pweciouss nightmares.
My daughter and I had the following conversation last night.
H: Are the patio lights on?
M: Do they look like they are on?
H: Oh.
M: If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck then it probably is a duck.
H: And if it has webbed feet.
Then I kissed her and sent her to bed.
So, my question to NoClueBoy is, does it have webbed feet?
I don’t even know your daughter! :rolleyes:
Bwwaa ah ah! Her name was Rosiland. She was such a kind and gentle soul.
You may as well accept that the way things are, is the way things are.
Well the way things are stinks! I’m not going to be a gonner! I’m gone!
why not? all you need is a ten-foot ladder… 
‘shoot me now! shoot me now!’
I’ve never seen elephant down pillows before…
I wonder if an elephant would down a pillow if the elephant was hungry enough?