bread? apples? very small rocks?
Would it be able to pick it up with its trunk though?
It depends on what the pillow was stuffed with. If it was stuffed with pumpkin, or hay, or carrots, then heck yea that elephant would chow down. If, on the other hand the pillow was stuffed with - DUCK DOWN!! wow! did you see that! that flying monkey almost sideswiped me!!
Unless the elephant was hiding in a tree disguised as cherries.
“The duck shops here!”
Those damned painted elephant toenails!
I named my elephant Gerald! He scats bad.
Just keep him out of the custard.
Sorry I’m late, I had a run in with a platypus of ill repute.
Have it quack - we can figure out where it’s from.
Susan
Reminds me of I first found SDMB some 3 yrs ago. I was so sick and tired about that dumb echo quack e-mail, I spent hours looking for negative proof. Finally, I found this place and the rebuttle it supplied.
Satisfied, but exhausted, and with quite a headache, I lay down in the dark, only to be shattered to awareness again by the doorbell.
I fling the door open and find no one is there! Gah! Spying a snail crawling across my porch, I pick it up and hurl it out into the yard. My rage thus spent, I went back inside.
Not but three minutes ago, I hear the doorbell chime. I open the door to find no one there. Except a snail.
“What the hell was that all about!?” he complained.
The Duck’s Ass–not just a haircut!
[Chico Marx]
Why a duck?
[/Chico Marx]
Duck!!! ** BANG!!! ** Nice shot Lester.
MR Ducks
MR Not
OSAR
CM Wings?
LIB
MR Ducks
What duck?
C D E D B D ducks?
M R not ducks!
M R! C D E D B D wings?
L, I B! M R ducks!
Dammit!
Slow connection + futzing around = scooped by ccwaterback!
CD boy puppies?
MNO boy puppies.
OSMR! CMPN?
Fuckin’A! M R boy puppies!
For putting us through this, someone really ought to give you a slug!
Three shots to get one Duck’s Ass? That’s not real good shooting!