Was there really just a lone gunman?
Do aliens exist and are they in your jusisdiction?
Are the Beatles bigger than you? Oasis?
Is there a Loch Ness monster, yeti, etc.?
Did Gore really win?
This sounds like hell to me. There are enough things out there that I just don’t want to know, and after learning a few, I’d probably be afraid to wonder about things, which is my favorite pastime.
Yeah, I think I’d rather have a huge library in Heaven that I could wander into in search of answers. And then, while I was looking for the answer to my first question, I’d see some other interesting book on the shelf, and take it down, and and pretty soon I’d be sitting on the floor with piles and piles of books all around. learning all sorts of interesting things. I think I could spend eternity like that.
And as for the heavenly FAQ, it would obviously consist of the questions you’re not supposed to ask Cecil. Everything else can be answered down here,right? 
A Heavenly Internet.
A Heavenly Internet.
Sounds like what happens whenever I try to clean house.
What do you mean none of them were right?
Oh, actually, I’d also want to know what Jesus was writing in the sand.
Why is a body cavity search necessary?
All right, answer once and for all, Youdammit: Is Paul McCartney here already?
Spiratu: Thats my idea of heaven too.
My question?
Why did you not save the people who aren’t here?
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Originally posted by dreamer
Actually there won’t be a FAQ in Heaven. Once you’re there you won’t have to ask anything because you will already know all the answers. All things will be revealed to you. And if you do have a question all you have to do is think it, and wha-la! You will have your answer.
Doesn’t the concept of Immortality imply an end to Becoming, and replacing that aspect of yourself with Being, instead? Immortality, being a steady state seems to preclude personal growth. Or is that persona growth?
Such as how to spell voilà?
Of course it, you always have the best weed.
Question: Is there a river of bourbon, and of Guiness? 
:smack:
I meant to say, Of couse it is
Here’s a new one: How did I still get in here after guffawing so loudly at the horrible crack about Eric Clapton’s son?
What did the seven thunders say in the book of Revelation?
Where’s the chocolate?
What happened to all of the mates of the unmatched socks that wind up in my drawer.
So did the guys who wrote the Bible get it down right? Did you actually say all that stuff, or was it holy-ghost-written?
There any dinosaurs I can look at?
For what it’s worth, I’ve heard a theory about that. It’s that Jesus was writing down the sins of the ones getting ready to stone the woman taken in adultery. When they saw that Jesus knew their secret sins, they put down the rocks and left.