A FAQ for Heaven

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Boy, heaven’s beginning to sound like the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Though I suppose I could do worse.

My questions:

  1. Why the horrible lingering death for Freddie Mercury? Sure, he was weird and all but Jesse Helms has lasted FOREVER.

  2. Admit it…it’s all really been a set up, hasn’t it? You weren’t serious about the ‘worship me’ thing, were you?

  3. Was Kevin Smith right about the Skee Ball? Because I’m pretty good you weak sister.