Hello all
I recently (mid-January) joined a gym. I go between 1 and 3 times a week. While I am therefore not completely wet behind the ears, I am not yet as at home at the gym as I am (say…) sat on the sofa drinking wine, so I have a few ‘What’s all this about?’ style questions for those who are more gym-savvy than me. I realise I could ask these questions to the people actually at my gym, but would rather not for fear of looking silly/getting beaten up.
(For context, this is a large newly-fitted out gym in a suburban area, as part of a larger leisure-centre complex. It is not for hardcore fitness enthusiasts per se; it has a mixture of clientele, most of whom seem to be 20-50-something suburbanites)
1. People who do weights, rather than people who go on the machines…
Most people, myself included, go around on the machines. But a few people sit/stand/crouch/kneel in a variety of positions and lift/push weights around. Are these guys more hardcore/better/more experienced than those of us on the machines? Why would someone opt to do weights instead of machines? Are they *better *in some way? Or just different? It certainly *looks *like they are more serious.
2. People who pound the machines really quickly
The aforementioned machines have little LED displays which show you how fast/slow you should be lifting/pushing, and time your rest periods in between sets; the idea is to encourage you to do the exercises in slow and steady movements. I usually follow the LED lights pretty religiously. Most do. But some don’t: they pound the shit out of the chest press/whatever really quickly a seemingly random number of times, doing it way faster than the LED lights recommend. Are they being recklessly irresponsible? Or do they just have a different set of exercise objectives which demand much quicker reps?
3. Expensive gym attire
At the gym, I wear a white T-shirt, tracksuit bottoms (Americans: I believe you call these ‘sweat-pants’?), and black trainers (‘sneakers’?). They work for me. But many of my gym-going peers wear quite serious kit; we’re talking spandex-style body-hugging stuff which looks a) expensive, b) uncomfortable, and c) unattractive on all who do not have olympic-athlete style physiques. What’s the deal, here? Does this kind of kit enhance performance in some way? Is it simply a way of saying to others in the gym ‘Look at me - I take this more seriously than you do!’, or is it a way for people to say to *themselves *‘I’m going to the GYM - and to get my head into that space I’m going to dress up in my GYM COSTUME!’?
4. Punchbags
There is a guy who punches a punch-bag quite a lot. It looks like he is good at it; I presume he’s had some kind of boxing training. Is punching a punch-bag exercise in its own right? Do you get muscly from hitting things?
5. The guy from the other day
While I was starting off my warm-up run on the treadmill, the guy on the treadmill next to me (see #3) was getting psyched up by doing stretches and putting gloves on. He was looking intently at the mirror, and breathing really deeply. He then put his treadmill on at 0.99c and stood with his feet either side of the spinning rubber. Every 20 seconds or so he would leap onto the treadmill and pound it for 10-20 seconds, before jumping up and putting his feet either side again to rest. I (who was jogging along at 8mph) was amazed and intrigued in equal measure. Was this a serious athlete who was doing some arcane expert training? Or was this a particular breed of douchebag? I should note that I jogged away happily for 10 minutes - he was finished in about 3.
6. The ladies on the leg-press machine
There is pretty much a 50/50 gender balance at the gym, and while the men tend to hog the weights, other than that different areas are not really gender-segregated. This is apart from the leg-press machine - the women are all over that. It is usually the one that I have to wait the longest for, and it is 80% of the time women who appear to be on it. Why do girls like the leg-press so much?
7. People who socialise at the gym
I don’t chat or make friends with people at the gym - I’m in my own little bubble and only really communicate when it’s strictly necessary (like ‘Is this your water bottle?’). Most are like me, but some go to the gym with a group of their friends - and travel around the various areas in their groups, engaging in chat/banter. This doesn’t really annoy or concern me, but it strikes me that exercising in this way must be logistically harder and less efficient. It must be difficult to maintain a conversation while finishing your 3rd set on a vertical traction machine, and there is inevitably a lot more hanging/waiting around while you essentially stand around in a group watching one person exercise. Yet, people do it - am I missing out on something here?
Thanks to all in advance