A Firefly poll: Kaylee, Inara, Zoe, or River?

Figured Betty v. Veronica and Ginger v. Mary Ann could use some more up-to-date company. (OK, not very up-to-date, but in this century at least.)

Obviously there’s a similar ‘very good-looking girl next door’ v. ‘glamorous babe’ thing going on if it’s just Kaylee and Inara. But we’ve also got Zoe and River to make things interesting.

Poll coming.

If River takes a liking to you, you’d better choose her. Remember, she can kill you with her brain.

What are we choosing them for? Marriage? Torrid sweaty rumpy-pumpy? Having your back in a firefight? Dodgeball?

Because I’d go Kaylee, Kaylee, Zoe and/or River, River. River would be the best dodgeball player ever.

Like with the Betty v. Veronica or Ginger v. Mary Ann polls, use whatever criteria you choose.

And yeah, River would be the best dodgeball player ever.

It would be unfortunate to learn first-hand that River Tam also has a cornfield. :eek:

The answer is Kaylee. Her heart is pure and she’s guaranteed a happy ending.

I voted the “who/what” options, but after Googling the cast I would have to pick “none of the above”. I mean, they are attractive I suppose, but none really hit my sweet spot.

I’ve seen a total of maybe 4 total episodes of Firefly, but I fell instantly in love with Kaylee the moment I saw her.

For a serious relationship, Kaylee.

Kaylee. Full stop.

I would take her in a manly fashion.

The answer was obviously Kaylee for me and I see that the vast majority agree.

Kaylee. Sweet, beautiful and likes to do next to engines.

Does River have a cannonical age? Because I think of her as like 15, tops.

Long-term, Kaylee.

For one evening, Kaylee + Inara. :smiley:

Kaylee. Always Kaylee. Jewel Staite is one of the rare women who are hot, cute and beautiful all at the same time.

The Firefly I figured out but the rest is/was a mystery.

Inara. Providing she’d have me.

While a night with Inara would very likely be educational, for the long haul I’d have to go with Kaylee.

I’m older and Zoe would be my choice…smart, witty, intelligent, dead sure shot, and still very attractive for a ‘woman of a certain age’. Inara would intimidate me, Kaylee would confuse me, and River would terrify me.

Hmmm…my choice was Kaylee, and I figured she’d win, but I really expected Inara to run a fairly close second. Can’t be right all the time. :slight_smile: