Figured Betty v. Veronica and Ginger v. Mary Ann could use some more up-to-date company. (OK, not very up-to-date, but in this century at least.)
Obviously there’s a similar ‘very good-looking girl next door’ v. ‘glamorous babe’ thing going on if it’s just Kaylee and Inara. But we’ve also got Zoe and River to make things interesting.
I voted the “who/what” options, but after Googling the cast I would have to pick “none of the above”. I mean, they are attractive I suppose, but none really hit my sweet spot.
I’m older and Zoe would be my choice…smart, witty, intelligent, dead sure shot, and still very attractive for a ‘woman of a certain age’. Inara would intimidate me, Kaylee would confuse me, and River would terrify me.