OK. I can deal with a “Yogi Bear Christmas”—even though (if I understand the religion correctly) animals cannot be Christians. And Yogi Bear, having repeatedly violated the “Thou Shalt Not Steal” commandment, is hell-bound, anyway.
I got through the very-Jewish Fran Drescher’s “Nanny Christmas Special,” though the sight of her in a confessional gave me such tsouris like you wouldn’t believe.
But a FLINTSTONES Christmas? THEY’RE CAVE PEOPLE!!! Give me a fucking BREAK!
You mean the Flintstones doesn’t realistically portray prehistoric life?!?!?!
AAARRRRUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!
If you want real Christmas stick with Charlie Brown written Charles Shultz. (He was christian…right?)
My POINT, dear heart—and a silly point it is—is that WHY does Christmas have to be dragged kicking and screaming into EVERY TV show this time of year, no matter HOW ludicrous it is?
Though I wouldn’t mind a Powerpuff Girls Xmas, with them as the Three Wise Girls. Maybe Miss Bellum as Mary, the Mayor as Baby Jesus, and Mojo Jojo as a very indignant camel? “I am not a camel! A camel is not even what I look like! I do not look like the animal that is a camel!”
I follow a few simple rules of thumb in my life. One of them is “Anything related to the Flintstones is evil.”
You realize, of course, that next will come a “Land Before Time” Christmas video. Littlefoot and the gang learn the True Meaning of Christmas by decorating a tree and exchanging gifts, only to have a Sharptooth eat them all.
I also enjoy (not) the holiday shows that take place on other planets. I’ve seen a few, but I think the last one was on Rolie Polie Olie.
Hey, there’s already been “A B.C. Thansgiving”, so the door was already way open for Animated Anachronistic Caveman Holiday Specials.
Me, I want to see A Very Special Star Trek Voyager Christmas. (“Neelix, where did you get the eggs for this egg nog?” “We;;. Captain, I couldn’t actually find any EGGS…”)
No Mojo Jo JO should be Herod.
I command you to kill all the newborns for once you have killed all the newborns this baby will be dead because he is a newborn and if you kill all the newborns then you will have killed him for he is a newborn. Now go kill all the newborns for I am the king and no one else will be king especially this newborn king for you will kill all the newborns because I have told you to do this and I am the king.
I am warning you now leave Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas alone. Otters can have jug bands and learn the true meaning of Christmas so leave him alone.
Are you all forgetting the abomination that is the Star Wars xmas special from 1978.
some links
http://members.nbci.com/timewarptv/starwars/site/programs/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special/index.htm
http://www.lucasfan.com/swtv/index2.html
http://alwaysluke.simplenet.com/entertainment/holiday.html
http://www.teleport-city.com/movies/reviews/bizarro/starwars.html