A fun game to play would be to get someone to have sex with you, and right before they have sex with you you turn to them and say “Take your protein pills and put your helmet on, baby!” and then see if they’ll still have sex with you.
If they will, whilst they are having sex with you, start whistling “My Country 'Tis of Thee” and see if they stop.
That would be a fun game. Or you could play Pooh-sticks.
LC