A gift for those who have everything.

This just showed in my mailbox:

Kobe Beef Roast - $2,299.99 for 15 lbs.

Sounds like just the thing to grind into hamburger! What else have you folks seen?

Get them a 16 foot inflatable tv. NYTimes article.

The beef showed up in your mailbox, or an ad/flyer for it?

Hamburger pfft, I’d boil it.

An ad, not the gold and jewel-encrusted cow parts. Boil it, you say? How’s the weather in the UK this time of year?