Rather consistent with TV dramas though, eh?
Try genetically engineering a really dangerous bean, feeding your victim cabbage & (dangerous) beans, locking him in an airtight room, and letting nature take its course.
Death by asphyxiation. Murder weapon: The victim’s own colon.
Cause a spark in that room partway through the process for some really spectacular evidence destroyage.
Really, why not just get the guy really drunk and push him down the stairs or into a pool? No murder weapon to speak of, and it looks like an accident.
Wonder how long before someone tries to bribe [Michel Lotito"]Michel Lotito, Mr. Mangetout](http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~jonno/story7.htm), into being an accessory to murder?
[sub]Preview, and a strong stomach, is my friend.[/sub]
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- The common way for criminals to dispose of a firearm is to beat it absolutely flat with a sledghammer. This pounds out the serial numbers so they can’t be read, and flattens the barrel so ballistics testing can’t ever be done on it. It’s still possible to recognize it as remains of a firearm, but in real-world terms that doesn’t matter.
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- The common way for criminals to dispose of a firearm is to beat it absolutely flat with a sledghammer. This pounds out the serial numbers so they can’t be read, and flattens the barrel so ballistics testing can’t ever be done on it. It’s still possible to recognize it as remains of a firearm, but in real-world terms that doesn’t matter.
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- Well, I guess that would be the second most common way to get rid of it: the most common way is to just sell it to somebody else…
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[color=“black”]Tomcat, why not try phrasing your questions about marijuana like “I’m writing a movie about drug use and this guy has to hide his stash from his parents. What’s a good place?”[/color]
How about strangling someone with a rope, throwing it in the fireplace then eating the ashes?
How about soaking all your murder weapons in pig’s blood or random blood samples? It should render isolation techniques useless. Comments?
bury it in cement.
Rold Dahl’s the guy who wrote the story about the wife killing her husband with a leg of lamb, then cooking it. The officers, hungry after their search for the murder weapon, sit down to eat it.
Use a weapon that cannot be traced back to you.
Drop it in solvent or hydrochloric acid for a few minutes.
then soak it in a gallon size ziplock baggie full of WD-40.
Leave it where a gang member might pick it up.
I guessed you missed the OJ Simpson trial that we had a few years ago.
The first thing the police did was to tear out all the sewer and drainage pipes of his house, to see if they could find anything that was flushed.
Taking out the drain pipes is also standard procedure in drug raids if nothing is immediately found, or if flushing is suspected.
Well, living in California, the obvious solution would be to toss whatever the weapon is into the ocean.
Y’all in the landlocked states are just SOL, I guess. 
It’s digressing from the OP a little, but if you use one of the suggestions on EATING the murder weapon to destroy it, you might also use a similar technique to dispose of the body…
Use a car. Just run the victim down. Then apologize and feel real bad. “Oops, I made a mistake.” No one seems to get any kind of serious sentence when they kill someone with a car. And you don’t have to get rid of it.
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My ex-boyfriends ex-wifes brother-in-law lived in the flat below Nilsen in Muswell Hill, he reported the drains being blocked.
ok, ok, tenuous I know…
With regards to frozen bullets, ice, meat, whatever.
Wouldn’t the heat produced by firing a gun melt the bullet?
Wasn’t there an episode of Elliott something or other where the only clues left were some chalky powder and a fishing weight.
The murderer had conveniently invented a low melting point alloy and made a knife out of it. When he was finished, he melted it into a mold of a fishing weight.
How about the Solder murders - if you don’t kill him first time - the lead will slowly poison him.