Today’s horoscope:
Use this information as you see fit.
Great, now I feel a vulnerable and stuff 
Right - like I can get them all changed in one day…
Damnit, why did I just see this now?
I’ll never get it all done in time. Half the time I can’t remember the passwords in the first place!
As it turns out, the IT folks reset our voicemail passwords on our new voip system. So I did have to change that one today.
*That’ll * show the skeptics! 
I didn’t change any passwords today, and I’m still ali
What? I see this at 11:30 PM?
Now I’m freaking and checking everything with a password.
Quick, tell us what they are before you forget! (Capricorns are famous for their naive and trusting nature.)
They’re passwords, silly.