A history lesson from my spam folder

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

“Zagacki Schutter” wants you to know

That day was inaugurated as supreme monarch over in Castile the
Emperor Don Peliphe. There were then three rulers, the Prince Ramirez,
the Doctor Mercia and Louaisa. They held court at Panchoy. In the 14th
month of the year, after this day of Sanctiago, there came an order
from Ramirez. He imposed a tribute on members of the nobility among
the people. He also made provision for the surplusage of the tribute.
There had never been a surplus under the chiefs; it was known to be
stolen, but no one knew by whom. The maize tax was reduced
and that of roast fowls, and none of the chiefs

could steal anything from the surplus. This order of Ramirez was
promulgated on the day of St. Francis, a Monday, the day 7 Camey.
Twenty days after the promulgation of the order

I feel enlightened.

[Sunspace]

Wasn’t that from an early draft of the Star Wars screenplay?

[Beerman1963]

My birthday is the day 7 Camey