Let’s see.
Left hand: TV remote
Right hand: Lint roller
Last show: Perception pilot episode. With Eric McCormack as Dr. Daniel Pierce, a paranoid schizophrenic.
Summary: Screwed.
Well I have a trampoline on my left and an air conditioner on my right. I guess I could jury rig something. I last watched Warehouse 13 which I’ve decided Jinxy is the main character of. Because if we got together it would be close to twincest.
So now this isn’t sounding like an apocalypse. It’s sounding like a fine party.
To my left is a toddler, to my right is my purse. At least it has my Swiss army knife in it.
The last thing I watched was Sesame Street. Elmo and Jake Gyllenhaal, this should be interesting…
Or if we go with the last thing I chose to watch, then I would have Harry Potter to help.
Left hand: a can of compressed air.
Right hand: A spare mouse.
My ally: The 48kg Japanese gold-medal winning female wrestler.
Could be worse, but it would have been nice to have the marksmanship medalist as my ally, instead of, you know, wrestling. I don’t think that style of combat is quite suitable for a zombie apocalypse…
Last thing I watched was The Midnight Beast - of which, I’d say the main character is probably Stefan Abingdon. I think I’d be OK; after all, he kicked a shark in the face.
Well, I’m armed with a toy moose and a cup of coffee, but at least I’ve got Rick Grimes from the Walking Dead on my side, so I think I’ll be okay (apparently he’s got some experience in this area) 
My primary weapon is an empty plastic water bottle. My secondary weapon is a fan.
The last show I watched was Mary and Max.
I’m screwed.
My sidekick is Optimus Prime.
I think I have better chances than anyone else here.
Oh yeah, weapons. In my left hand is a ceramic kitchen knife I paid way too much for. In my right is a golf club.
Just reread the rules.
In my left hand is an empty glass, and in my right hand is a copy of the 4th edition Shadowrun rules.
I still pity the zombie that tries to step to me and my pal Optimus.
To my left is a knife & fork; to my right is a sword. The last video I watched was Professor Martyn Poliakoff, so I’d be better off than most.
Left Hand - set of keys with Swiss Army Penknife
Right Hand - Swiss army credit card
Sidekick - Usain Bolt: I can’t run as fast as him, but I can run for more than 200m. He is a big man, he’ll keep them occupied for a while 
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Home from work.
L Hand: Kindle
R Hand: Apple
Sidekick: Phillip J. Fry
Shit.
Lessee - the only weapon-like thing to my left is a Bic pen. On the right, it’s probably going to have to be my stapler, since my mouse is largely ineffective. And the last thing I was watching before turning off the TV was Married with Children, so I guess, it’s me and Al Bundy… :eek:
Last thing I watched was the 200m men’s Olympic final. I guess that Usain Bolt is the main character. He runs MUCH faster than I do, so … I think I’m screwed. The old axiom, he doesn’t have to run faster than the zombies, just faster than me.
Left hand: ring binder
Right hand: Post-It notes
Companion: Tim from Spy. He’s got a gun, at least, but isn’t that competent. Looking at the contents of the ring binder… yep, a lot of contact details for a local university but not much else. I’m dead, unless I can distract zombies with the prospect of distance learning.
But where would a zombie find better brains? 
Left hand: Zombocalypse NOW (seriously)
Right hand: a glass of unsweet iced tea
Sidekick: Matt Lauer.
I am unlikely to make it more than 10 feet away from my apartment.
Nikita 
With a cup of coffee and an Ipod. Could do worse.
You could, conceivably, choose Stewie as your main character.
To my right is a giant binder; to my left, a Camelbak water bottle. The water bottle will actually be useful so I’ll take it, even if not as a weapon.
As for my companion, if it’s the last show I watched, it would be none other than Sherlock. (I promised to stop talking about him in another thread, but you DID ask.) If it’s the last movie, we were watching Raiders of the Lost Ark last night so it’s Indy. So either way at least I’d have brains and a good fighter by my side. Oh, and sexy too.