Rusty Venture? I’m totally screwed.
I don’t think the rules matter so much, but let’s define them a bit more anyway, just in case this thread takes off over the weekend:
Your weapons are whatever is within reach on either side. You can stretch, you can use the computer cord to lasso something over, you can tell your dog to fetch it. Hell, you can tell your dog to ‘Come!’ and use the dog. 
And ANYTHING watched counts, but it can be ANY character within the show/movie. Ads don’t count, though, and youtube videos, nah. That’s just silly. How’s that?
Fun thread.
On my left side I have a (small) pair of scissors and on my right there’s one hand-sized barbell, the steel core of that could come in handy for cleaving a few zombie skulls…the scissors, not so much.
And my sidekick on this wacky adventure…Sylvester Stallones character Marion ‘Cobra’ Cobretti from the film of the same name.
Hurrah, I might just survive this after all! (I knew I should get around to watching that movie some day!) 
Ooh, so I don’t have to pick Machete? I’ll go with Michelle Rodriguez’s character, whatever her name was. Almost as badass, and a lot more fun to repopulate the Earth with after we finish re-burying the zombies.
Nah, Brock Samson is the star of that show. You’ll be fine.
Yep 
Well that certainly changes my answer. Instead of an empty water bottle and a plastic fan, I’ve got a .44 magnum revolver (it’ll blow your head clean off, do ya feel lucky punk, well do ya?) and an old beat up electric guitar, which according to Left 4 Dead 2 makes an excellent melee weapon (that’s an authoritative source, isn’t it?).
My companions are still Mary and Max though. I don’t think Max is going to be good for anything except zombie bait. He probably has a good stockpile of food, though, especially chocolate hot dogs. And Mary seems resourceful.
I don’t feel so screwed now.
Ditto. He’d probably even have a little monologue.
“The first thing spies are taught about zombie apocalypses is that you can make a basic anti-zombie device using a common pint glass, deck of cards and some other stuff.”
Maybe I could take Sam instead. I have Bruce Campbell on my side, zombies are doomed.
Ah I forgot my weapons, in that case I have a mildly effective homemade whip and two rubber-bands. Still screwed, at least my companion has some supernatural experience, and the rubber bands are those thick high quality ones.
Guess I’ll be there with you too. I’ve got an iPod Touch and a cane (from my hip replacement). I guess you and Louie will bash my head in with the cane and take off with the iPod. Understandable. I wish you both luck.
Curtain rod, 20 lb. dumbbell, and the Batman is my copilot. I’ll make it through.
If movies count, then it would be Peter Venkman from “Ghostbusters”.
If only TV shows count, then it would be Al Bundy from “Married with Children”.
Either way I’m in trouble!
Weapon wise, I’m sort of lucky. I have an old police baton that I think I can reach with my left hand, and I guess I could swing an old power strip like a flail in my right.
I’m pretty much screwed. I have a book on one side, and a computer mouse on the other. The main character in the last show I watched(movie actually) was James Mason in Lolita.
Okay, lounging in the bedroom, just got back from the range, so I’ve got my rifles beside me while I’m cleaning them…
Right hand side; CZ-452 Ultra Lux .22LR rifle with 3-14X scope and bipod
Left hand side; Marlin XT-22M .22 Magnum rifle, stock iron sights
Just got done watching Lock N’ Load with R. Lee Ermey, so Gunny is the last survivor with me
Just wish I had bigger guns onhand, but can’t complain about the last survivor, OO-Rah!
Could be worse, if I read this yesterday, it would have been the following;
Right hand ; Xbox 360 controller
Left hand; iPad
Last survivor; Doctor Heinz Doofenschmirtz
…not sure what kind of 'inator he could make from an iPad and 360 controller, but it’d probably fail right off the bat
The last show I watched was “project runway”… so unless we can drape and pleat our way out of this thing… nope, we’re gonna have to skip along VERY quickly.
left hand - mouse, right hand half woven basket… just watched an episode of “Dirty Jobs” so…
ZOMBIES ARE SCREWED!!!