Save the one with the biggest boobs.
Regards,
Shodan
Fat Albert will be eternally grateful.
I’d check to see whether the OP was Skald.
I’d recognize that since “hypothetical” is accented on its first syllable with an aspirated H, it calls for “a” rather than “an.”
Opine vigorously on the 'Dope about it. Or not. Meh.
Fortunately, no one in Real Life has asked me one of those “What would you do if?” questions. E.g., the red button saves you and your family from certain doom but kills everyone else.
I hate those.
So, hypothetically, if I were asked one of those hypothetical questions, I’d back out of the rabbit hole very slowly.
Hypothetically, I’d get underneath the thet, and take from there.
I would befriend the hypothetical.
Then, I would stab it in the back.
Shoot the hostage!
Depends on who was watching…
More drugs. Or fewer. Depending if which led to the situation.
I only answer Skald hypotheticals. No…
I would do exactly in the hypothetical what I would do in real life, UNLESS the real life action was easier said than done, in which case I would do the easier thing.