Just had to share as I still have trouble getting the smile off my face. 
I recently started a new job with a “boutique” bank, and have been enjoying the new job immensely. Apart from anything else after 14 years in customer facing rolls I’m now in Credit - no customers to deal with!
Anyway, the Business Development Manager of the local BMW dealer, has some connections to my Bank, and decided hey, there is probably a market there for some people wanting new BMW’s. (The media has dubbed the Bank I work for as “The Millionaire’s Club” - even thoug hte rank and file employees are nowhere near.)
So an offer was made, if you’re interested, put your name down, and we’ll let you test drive a nice new BMW for a week. So my turn came up yesterday, and I drove home in a bright shiny BMW X5 No strings attached. So until next Monday morning I will appear to be a massive yuppy surveying the peons around me who aren’t driving cars worth more than $110k
and everytime I bring it in for service (98000 miles so far) the maintanence manager still comes out to verify that yes it is a manual. :dubious: (And it didn’t cost nearly 110 big).