Dear poster Tartpops, I’m really upset
You’ve never got the logic every poster should get
It’s not that your drivel’s misunderstood
You’re rants simply are no good!
(They’re no good!
They’re no good, they’re no good, they’re no earthly good
Deep inside your posts are just no good!)
Dang, I was about to start my very first Pit thread only to find the shithead TartPops already has one dedicated to (him/her/it).
Over in GQ I posed a simple question about traffic laws in parking lots (http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=233890). I even went out of my way to state
in an attempt to deflect any whiners who thought I was just looking for justification to behave recklessly in parking lots.
The shithead TartPops offered zero, nothing, nada by way of addressing and/or answering my OP, instead opting to opine that my OP indicated
Hey, shithead TartPops – I’m going to hunt you down. Find out where you live. Then I’m going to post signs in your neighborhood and parking lots nearby. The signs will say “Stick Your Thumb Up Your Ass”. And you damn well better follow them, just like, by your own admission, you damn well follow all the other traffic signs posted out there. (Shithead)
Think TartPops is a Troll? Or just in a lifelong pissy mood? Witness. So sorry I fed him in your thread Jimmy. I’ll remember to ignore his bad attitude in the future.
Damn, what a maroon. Too bad he’s got a cool user name.
Couldn’t he just be both?
Seriously though, didn’t anyone like the iguana flatulence line?
Damn you athelas. I’m going to have west side story in my head all damn night.
:: Pats Michael Ellis on head; tosses bone ::
Why, yes, I thought the iguana flatulence line was excellent!
:: Wanders off in search of kittens ::
That’s what I thought, but then I saw he/she/it post this in the “What do you want from a Buffy movie?” thread over in Cafe Society:
So either TartPops is a guy, or he’s a bisexual re-incarnation of KayKay.