A message for our new pony, TartPops

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I’m not a vindictive man, well yes I am, but I don’t usually go off on someone at full steam. You, my little pile of goat shit, I’ll make an exception for.

Ahem.

Fuck off you syphilitic mouthbreathing One Trick Shetland. Stop polluting the majesty that is the BBQ Pit with your asinine drivel. You should stuff a turnip up your ass so the cavity that your so-called brain inhabits can be used for storing something with a higher IQ. I’ve had diarrhea with a more substantial and coherent message. You probably think that Thomas Kinkade is a great painter, that Britney Spears is a great singer, and that L. Ron Hubbard is the world’s greatest author. You’re a malodorous, myopic, uni-testicled gimboid who lists his location as “Buh???” doubtless because it’s the only sound you can get past your heroic vocal cords which, unlike your “brain”, realize that you have nothing to add to the world and that the oxygen that your lungs waste would be better utilized by becoming iguana flatulence.

This looks like a better place to post my comment to TartPops than in one of his two new threads.

I realize you hate Bush but leave the space program alone. The space program was here long before he was president and should be here long after. Giving NASA a goal isn’t a bad idea. As I said in another post, if you think all of this is stupid, then you have to slam Kennedy for his “We choose to go to the moon” speech and directing NASA to work toward that end. Maybe NASA can finally get decent funding, replace the shuttle program and start doing some long term exploring.

I hate Bush more energetically than most het guys are comfortable articulating without qualification.

Still, I’d apply for a Green Card tomorrow if I thought it meant I’d be able to start a new life in the off-world colonies down the road sometime. Hell yeah, I’d go to Mars in a minute, even if I do think Alberta is too damned cold. It’s freakin’ Mars! What are we waiting for?

Me hate bush, like space program, bye.

I doubt he has even one testicle.

Everybody sing!

TartPops, has only got one ball/
Question, had two but very small/
Tarkas, who’s quite the smartass/
Said Jack Dean Tyler had no balls at all!

TartPops said:

“Tell me, Shrub, where the fuck is the money for this going to come from?”
It doesn’t sound like he is opposed to a space program, just being a bit pragmatic. (Maybe I missed the part where he said it was intrinsically a bad thing.)

I’m not pitting him for that, I’m pitting him for being a one trick pony.

Well, he only has 30 posts.

He’s posted two drivelly rants on the same subject in the space of a few days. That ain’t a good sign

I’m pitting him for it. Why does NASA have to be dragged into this? There are plenty of issues for the Bush haters to attack him on and space exploration has to be one of them? The money will come from the taxpayers, as it always does. This is the same thing that killed Apollo, “We can use that money for problems here on Earth”. Right, so now we have a space program which is a disaster and none of those problems that NASA’s former budget was going to fix have disappeared.

The Shrub comment sounds like some 14 year old who posted it and then went and wanked off over how clever he was.

Not probably. Definitely.

Wow.

That just proves the average album buyer has zero taste

:smiley:

I won’t deny that one or two of her hits have been kind of catchy in a homogenously ‘poppy’ way, but I certainly don’t rate her as talented. If I want talented, I’ll listen to Macy Gray or someone.

If by talented you mean, “Makes me want to fuck her till I pass out from exhaustion”, she is very talented. If you mean vocal ability, no, it’s all marketing.

I’d rather listen to Dave Matthews. And I can’t stand that fucker

Is this the most over-the-top rant I’ve ever seen? Certainly of 2004.

Still, **TartPops[/], change your username anytime soon?

Michael, that was astonishing prediction.

Can you predict the Redskins record next year?

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[li]Tartpops is really, really annoying.[/li][li]Tartpops is perhaps the single most abrasive, non-troll I have ever seen on this Board.[/li][li]Isn’t Tartpops female? Loosely speaking, I mean.[/li][li]Dear Tartpops– :wally[/li][/list=1]

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