A Microsoft Plot Revealed: What Gates doesn't want you to know

The exact wording of UN resolutions, apparently. :stuck_out_tongue:

Flatmate came up to me with his laptop, exclaiming that the UN website kept giving him “do not have authorisation” screens and preventing him from viewing the UN resolutions. I try it on firefox, and whaddya know, they come right up.

Sensing a M$ plot to prevent the UN from informing me of my human (or feline) rights pertaining to “The situation concerning Western Sahara” (prolly a codename for tuna), I freaked out, and immediately dashed off to the kitchen to fashion myself a stopgap aluminium foil hat, having no suppiles of tin available at the moment (for shame!)

Beware!! M$ wants to restrict your human (or humanoid, or animal, or mineral, as the case may be) rights! Especially those pertaining to The situation concerning Western Sahara.

Actually, it was a cookie problem with SP2, which I haven’t yet installed. I like to take my security into my own hands, thankyouverymuch. ZA does just fine.

and your point is?

Isn’t it obvious? Bill Gates is a general in the Black Helicopter UN Army, and his internet software tells then UN Security Council our political and pornographic browsing habits. The former so they can tailor mind numbing popup ads for our neuroses. The latter just to make sure they’re not missing out any any good new sites.

That’s why I use Firefox. If I’m gonna tell anyone my political and pornographic browsing habits, it won’t be Bill. :slight_smile:

A little paranoid are we?

You’re the kinda guy who figures spywar ain’t harmful so long as it doesn’t affect your PC performance right?

Meant in jest, no offence intended

Absolutely. I’d much rather my particular fetishes and perversions were made available to the entire open source community. Bill Gates shouldn’t have a monopoly on knowing about my porn habit!

I am indeed using Firefox to write this, by the way.

Forget what the ‘P’ stands for in MPSIMS?

Not porn, obviously.