i got a letter from the Toyota dealership where I bought my car in late 2019, telling me that if I sold them my 2020 Corolla they would give me a brand new 2022 Corolla AND lower my monthly payments by 75 bucks.
“Yeah, right,” I said and ignored the letter.
Then I got a phone call from a saleswoman at that dealership, reiterating the offer.
“Sounds a little too good to be true,” I told her. “You can’t really give me a 2022 model and lower my payments by 75 bucks, can you?”
She insisted that they could and I should come into the dealership and see.
Before I came in, I figured maybe it was possible, if they were having a lot of demand for used cars with low mileage, and there was more profit for them in selling used than in selling new, for some bizarre reason. I also figured out that I’d have to start a new 60-month payment schedule on the new car, and I’m already halfway to paying off my loan on the 2020 car, so it wasn’t as sweet as it seemed at first. I computed that it would cost me 2 and 1/2 years of extra payments, minus the 75 bucks per month I would save on the lower monthly payment, resulting in a net loss of about 4 or 5 thousand.
Still, that didn’t sound terrible. 4 or 5 grand for a two-years-newer car seemed like it would be a good deal, especially if they’d added some new things that my 2020 car didn’t have in the standard package—safety features, or a new bell or whistle.
Long story short–it was all bait and switch.
When I got there, they told me, based on their inspection of my car and blablabla, the best they could offer was the SAME payment, So right off the bat, my 4 or 5 thousand now doubles. So no deal.
But the saleswoman, of course, has to haul her manager out to sweeten the deal. This zhlub offers to give me a payment 50 bucks under what I’m now paying. I think it over, review the contract–BUT WAIT!
The loan is not a 60-month loan anymore, now it’s a 75-month lease. So I’d be paying 50 bucks less, but for 15 more months. How is that a better deal, I ask.
The manager keeps shifting numbers around, less money for more time, more money for less time, the same money for the same time but with a heavy down payment, and I keep pointing out that it’s all about the same, and it’s all an unattractive offer, so no thanks. Fifteen minutes later, I finally get out of there, after repeating my point a few times: “I’m not getting what I came in for, which is 75 bucks less and a 2022 car.”
So if you get a similar offer, this is probably what’s going on. No free lunch. (They did offer me a cup of coffee while I was thinking it over.)