A New World Order – Rubbish Folders of the World Unite!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got very upset at leechboy for screwing up his burger wrapper at McDonalds the other day, he say’s its just my pregnant hormones raging but I know he’s wrong.

Surely everyone knows you are meant to fold the empty wrapper with your used napkin and place it inside your empty chip packet which is then folded in half and inserted in the empty drink cup and the whole lot is inserted into the nearest rubbish receptacle.

Now by screwing up his wrapper leechboy has ruined the whole order of the universe because the wrapper now longer fits neatly into the empty chip packet. What is worse even if you can get the wrapper into the chip packet it can’t fit anything else in there, so where does the napkin go or god forbid the wrapper from that extra burger you just couldn’t resist.

Leechboy seemed to think I was being unreasonable about the whole wrapper issue stating that it could still fit into the rubbish bin. But its just not right I tell you, rubbish should be folded and put away neatly, especially in public!

So I make my stand here at the SDMB, please unite with me in fighting the ignorance of those who screw up their wrappers and throw them in the bin. Let us forge a new world of peace, order and tidy rubbish!

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Mrs. Nott has days like that sometimes. When she’s wrapped up in unrelated worries, I find her redoing the details of some minor job I’m doing. In times like that, my best chance of getting away unscathed is in just getting the hell out of the way and letting her do it. I have to remind myself, “There are things worth arguing about, and this is not one of them.”

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From my observation, you already have the entire population of Japan on your side. Everyone seems to fold, not screw, their rubbish up before binning it.

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Leechie

first blue pepsi and now this :(. Leechboy is right. I used to work at McDonalds and I can tell you that most people screwed, not folded their rubbish.

Why do we need tidy rubbish anyway?

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Tidy rubbish is very important to the continuation of the universe as we know it.

Ah well I see that I am doomed to continue this fight alone (unless I move to Japan if jjimm is indeed correct).

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