Some time ago I introduced you all, via a thread I started in MPSIMS ("Introducing … my mommy!), to … um, well, yeah. My mommy. She responded to the thread and tried to say hello to all you wonderful people.
About a minute or so later she realized how fruitless this was and said something like “I can’t keep up. To everyone else: HELLO!”
Despite the fact that her first words to me on the board were “Patrick, you nitwit”, I have yet to cause her mysterious disappearance, which is a pretty good thing because if I had done such, there would be no celebration today of…MY MOMMY’S 46TH BIRTHDAY!!!
Yes, troopers, that’s right. The woman who spawned me, who carried me under her heart for nine long months, almost ten, was born today.
Er, today back in 1956. I mean, she was born on April 56, 1956. It’s not like this day got recycled or anything.
What’s that you say? Stop channeling Rue? Aw, but people like him! They even let him stalk 'em! When’s the last time I got to…
Oh, right. The point of this thread.
So anyway, today my mommy’s present from nature was a big fat headache. She’s currently sleeping it off, so I’m hoping I can surprise her, when she wakes up, with lots of people (NOT RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE THREAD) saying hi and stuff:)
One day a year, folks. That’s all I ask:)[sub]And no, I’m not running nekkid through it either. My days of running naked where she can see me are loooooong since past us.[/sub]